republicans out of government: we should run the country like a business
republicans in government: what if this business made a lot less money, took on a bunch of debt, and made zero investments to ensure its future solvency
They should make an anime about LinkedIn.
One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that
it’s also not on cable, it’s just on normal free-to-air Fox. all you need is a $20 antenna to watch it in uncompressed HD with no internet required
every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ
Calmly eating vegable
go birds
arizona cardinals fans should start adopt “go birds” and get really defensive about it every time someone tells them they need to choose something else
hot chicken is the new froyo
eggs will continue to become scarcer and more expensive until there is one multi-trillion dollar egg and then it hatches birthing a new world in which it all happens again
I have a major trade deficit with the supermarket. I keep buying food from them and they’ve bought nothing from me
they should invent an app for books that is as good as letterboxd
Vinyl is fine I'm just partial to CDs
can’t stop thinking about how turbotax’s new slogan is “now THIS is taxes”
yes! why tf is that!
it has no right to be!
“What the fuck was I thinking?” - me, after pretty much everything I do
they should make a boy who is not back in town
there are so many things i would like to do that aren’t my job
if the average voter really had a left-right spectrum analysis of american politics, we wouldn’t have seen so many democrats win local/state races and economically progressive ballot measures pass in the same places where trump also won
harris didn’t lose because she was too moderate, she lost because she didn’t offer the median voter (yes, stupid) anything that they could connect with. voters understand what “no more copays” and “more money in my paycheck” mean. whether the ideas are from the left or right is irrelevant
My body isn’t a temple, it’s a haunted Antarctic research station
someone should invent a search engine that doesn’t suck
I always give people my full attention unless literally anything pops into my head.
*eats the whole bag of chips because i don’t want the other chips to feel bad about not being picked.
