The new season of Yolo Rainbow Trinity is just heater after heater. On a 10/10 roll
A horse? You mean those things cowboys ride? Yeah, no thanks. I'll take the bus
Jack Nicholson is problematic because he doesn't even ride motorcycles anymore due to his age
This took a moment for me to comprehend
Chillin w/ the fam. We get up to all sorts a nonsense 🤪
They shouldn't even legally be able to call her Hannah Montana when she was born and raised in Tennessee and has never even been to the state of Hannah
Medal of Honor (2010)'s campaign is better than most COD titles. With the exceptions of the original MW2 and Black-Ops, of course. Unfortunately, there are a few potentially game-breaking bugs in the Single-Player, which hold this game back from greatness for me.
I hope when Trudeau meets with Trump he pulls a Leo Atreides and bites down on a poisoned tooth
He throwing it back for us.
Shall we.... partake? 😳👉👈
The bug was in my room again last night. I couldn't even jake off
If the Simpsons jumped the shark in season 9, then why is s12e08 Skinner's Sense of Snow one of the best episodes?
After playing nearly every Silent Hill all the way through (even the Vita one) i think i can easily say that The Room has the scariest enemy designs
Concocting my own bootleg Red3 for when they ban it
Steve Harvey: "Name one thing that makes you jack off uncontrollably."
Me: "Boobs Steve 😌"
Justin Long is actually hella pimp. Considering making him my desktop background
She Ratchets on my Clank until i Rift her Apart
Mfers will be like, "I know a place" and it's just the Lake of Rot Shoreside Site of Grace
Applebee's gave away free Top Gun Maverick tickets with purchase of select entrees a few years ago
Can I pay fines in Kohl's Cash?
Job interview: "What are some of your weaknesses?"
Guy who is getting the job: "sometimes I steal nicotine patches from my co-workers bags and put as many as I can on until I just sort of pass out"
Oops. I dropped my feminist literature. Let me pick that back up
Cheap asses out here won't take Peter Coin
Take life advice from my parents? You mean the people who were too stupid to have an abortion? No thanks
They should contrast POV porn with an occasional Dutch angle of the guy
Dudes will binge drink every weekend but be worried about the effect of Red40 on their health
Thankful that Evan is also a metalcore guy ❤️
I miss throwing rocks at trains with you (the sexual kind, not the locomotive kind)
Hey guys I really don't feel like jaking off tonight. Would it be cool if I just watched?
Hope Prince of Persia Lost Crown is there and you guys get to kiss
How it feels to be the only person at the party without a Nuva Ring
