NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
Trump on Ukraine-Russia war: "If the election weren't rigged, my election. That war would have never taken place."
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Still going...
#Iran
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
Still not pronouncing dildo correctly...
04.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vibes. Knew that one...
04.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Trump White House saves a MAGA adviser via private jet, but won’t save regular Americans stranded in the Middle East.
I've got the latest on this outrageous maneuver to help a Trump consultant while the State Department scrambles to figure out a plan for others.
youtu.be/rWvQDKRY-0Y?...
Got it. There's plenty of funding to send troops into harm’s way, but not to take care of their health afterwards. This is shameful.
04.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 4112 🔁 1485 💬 152 📌 72
Kamlager-Dove: During you tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?
Noem: I am shocked we are peddling tabloid garbage.
Classic Chotiner interview, in that Landsman thinks it went great for him and is wondering why his family looks sad and is wearing black and there are all those casserole dishes in the kitchen
04.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 1303 🔁 185 💬 40 📌 8Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
04.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 20271 🔁 5620 💬 868 📌 497
Oh vibes.
She means vibes.
Oh...
BREAKING: The Texas Secretary of State DID NOT UPDATE the precinct maps on their website last December. MY GOD @msnowreports.bsky.social
04.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 9673 🔁 3776 💬 648 📌 214
A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*
Arkansas state house special election.
Flip from R to D.
Rebecca Balant starts by getting Noem to agree that US is a nation of laws. Asks how many times DHS fails to follow court orders.
Noem: We've never violated court order.
Balant cites Schiltz on 200 violations.
We all know his type…
substack.com/@noelcasler/...
Yeah, prolly best to get our ducks in a row & whatever before just randomly bombing the shit out them amirite...
I mean...
wait, what...
oh
Garcia: "The truth is that Donald Trump and Republicans have cut billions of dollars from healthcare and food assistance, and used that money to hire officers who are now terrorizing cities and killing Americans. That's where our taxpayer dollars have gone."
04.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 2673 🔁 868 💬 55 📌 28"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)
04.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 11019 🔁 3343 💬 335 📌 219Dude
04.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
As I understand it, it is the policy of the United States that the President can unilaterally issue orders to kill the leader of any country any time for any reason? Or kidnap them and bring them to the U.S. for trial for lesser crimes than the U.S. President had committed.
Am I missing something?
Just a thought, maybe SecDef shouldn’t jerk himself off on live television at the thought of casualties in war.
War isn’t something to be giddy about. Were the most powerful nation on the planet. We’re supposed to be the quiet professionals, not carnival barking morons.
(cartoon Dave Whamond) #trump #iran
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Trump with Chancellor Merz next to him: "How are we gonna treat Germany? I think you should hit them very very hard."
(Note the groans)
Remember that stunt matt gaetz pulled to get speaker mccarthy out via protracted painful pathway of votes & ultimately ole back bench mike johnson installed as a placeholder...
how'd that all turn out anyways?
Just curious...
Say what the fuck now...
04.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
