Cory ✌🏼

I finished #ClairObscur today, and I’ve been emotionally compromised ever since.

WHAT THE FUCK #ClairObscur

I had a dream that I was changing my cat’s name from Viktor to Vicrum.

I think about rogue planets probably a little more than the average person.

Now it’s like “oh, another season on the beach in Fiji with hidden immunity idols and assorted other familiar twists.”

I miss when #Survivor had themes. Also I miss when it went to different locations. Now all the seasons just feel kind of the same.

Honestly Kamilla was the only one with a prayer of beating Kyle. I’ve known he was going to win for weeks based on the edit he’s gotten this season. I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t win. #Survivor

Man, Kamilla would have won this game if she’d made it to the final three judging by the reactions of the jury #Survivor I wish she would have won, but I mean, I liked everyone in the final five, so I guess I’ll be satisfied one way or another

Final Destination 4 would have been way better with Shantel VanSanten as the lead. Don’t get me wrong, it would have still sucked, but it would have sucked less.

My cat was scared of the storm 😭

Picture it. You’re babysitting and getting weird, threatening calls, and after the police trace the calls, they call you and say in a terrified voice, “The calls are coming from inside the house!” I know it’s a cliche, but that always gives me chills to think about.

Man, all these women are coming completely unraveled #Yellowjackets

It’s snowing!

I’m like ten minutes into #TheParenting, and wow, Brandon Flynn is already CUTE AS FUCK

Why am I just now discovering cranberry juice?

I think my tarot cards this week have been right.

I’d be a lot happier about Anora winning if Demi had won #Oscars

The Substance was my second favorite movie of the year (and the favorite of the nominated movies). I’m so upset about Demi.

JUSTICE FOR DEMI #Oscars

Even though I knew it could be Mikey, I really thought it would be Demi. I actually gasped. For the record though, I did love Anora and Mikey in it, I just loved Demi and The Substance more.

Demi better win this fucking award #Oscars

JUSTICE FOR TIMMY #Oscars One day he’ll finally win

My man looks so good tonight (my man is Sebastian Stan) #Oscars

I think Nick Offerman should announce every award show. #Oscars

This James Bond tribute just feels so random. Is it an anniversary or something? Serious question. #Oscars

Timothée Chalamet is like the nicest guy ever. He was robbed for Call Me By Your Name, so here’s hoping he wins tonight #Oscars

Man, Demi Moore looks so good. #Oscars

You know what movie ending I think about all the time though? Ghost World. Man, I get it. I really do.

I’ve been thinking about the ending to #Anora a lot today.

Does anyone remember what it was like to not feel an overwhelming sense of existential dread?

I’m just so disgusted with this country