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Wow

Tickle bendy

When phones reach a certain storage threshold they start acting haunted

Sorry buddy but the internet said matcha tea is embarrassing to drink now, from now on at every cafe you can only get coffee that makes you shit yourself and gives you a panic attack an hour later like a real man

Good things will happen to me

Oh My God Bruh

You see, the meme format of “I’m a ___ from isrаеl and this is my ___” was initially funny because it was used to show things that are disgustingly bougie and tasteless while presenting them as culture but as with every internet phrase ever people unanimously make it about stuff they just don’t like

Every pigshit brained zoomer who cried “diddy blud” about sex and violence in games should never be allowed to live this incident down bc their attitudes are what strengthened this attitude to everything in recent years. I hope the realization of their self inflicted shame catches up to them one day

Rеtаrdеd australian terf fеminists who only play 5 minute walking sim games about nothing want you to believe that playing hоtlinе miаmi and роstаl is equatable to looking at a real snuff film

All I do is die every day

Whether they’re oldheads or your age they develop inferiority complexes and jealousy over the dumbest shit and make it ur problem

Actually this applies to college/school too

At every new job you work at there will always be a 5’7 20something y/o mexican guy who decides one day that he really really hates you

They’re absolutely tryna sabotage him I’m so fr

If a large number of complaints about an animated project sound something like “wehh it looks like jоhn K/looks like spumco” you already know exactly where their biases lie. Yeah man keep that attitude up and we’ll be getting soft safe general audiences baby cartoons until the sun explodes

I’d rather more american animation be tasteful and well-made with strong direction while appealing to seth rogan-like adults rather than making more tepid sonixarsneyworks slop aimed at drooling kids who’d get bored and rather watch an ipad anyways

For things to improve and for animation to get better we gotta fund people who actually care about the medium even if they just wanna make a sausage party clone
Improvement takes time and that very much applies to whole entire art forms

As far as I’m concerned america has some “good animated movies” but perfectionistically trying to generate more spiderverses while shunning anything else that seems even a little too risky is still a frustratingly regressive attitude to hold

People hate hearing it but not every “good animated” movie will be a “good” animated movie, and regardless they’re still all equally important to invest time and money into

Hate on fixed all you want but just know that in order for western animation to improve artists cannot just bruteforce peak animated cinema realistic panic attack puss and boots spiderverse kino on the first try for every fucking project.

Tickle bendy

I found out

Goog

Why do 60% of white guys from pennsylvania look like the riddler

😑

Eyeballs spinning around like crazy cartoon guy

Once I’ve lost my shit entirely where do I go from there

Sucks even harder and deeper to the uvula when people say it to describe things that they supposedly enjoy. “All my favorite games are indieslop!!!!!” if that’s how you see them why do you play them

Officially radically turned off from describing things as “slop”
Just more irony-fueled poisonous terminology that serves to devalue creativity and shame people away from liking or making anything

Whatever whatever whatever. what the fuck ever.