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Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

Book called ‘most people are cunts’ by Dr Seuss

#Booksky

There are two types of people I can't stand...

Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.

The man who came to repair my dryer vent returned the stacked washer dryer into the closet so that the door actually closes. Easily. And stays closed.

It’s been five years of it not quite closing.

I wish he knew how happy this makes me.

Shout out C&C Dryer Vent.

Active shooter reported in Atlanta near Emory University; police investigating Police in Atlanta say they are on the scene investigating reports of an active shooter.

Active shooter reported in Atlanta near Emory University; police investigating www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

Trump Burger Restaurant Owner Is Now Facing Deportation Roland Beainy, a Lebanese owner of a Trump-themed restaurant chain, is facing deportation on charges of immigration fraud and overstaying his visa

The owner of burger restaurants that pay tribute to Dump is facing deportation. The owner has overstayed his visa. Trump Burger has multiple locations, all of which feature MAGA memorabilia and photos of the president. LMFAO

people.com/the-owner-of...

LOL. South Park changed their profile pic to Kristi Noem on Twitter and Facebook.

Senators seek UnitedHealth records on push to curb nursing home hospitalizations Ron Wyden and Elizabeth Warren sent a letter to the healthcare conglomerate on Thursday citing a Guardian investigation

Medicare for ALL!!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

👏👏

www.mediaite.com Laura Loomer Tears Into Taylor Greene Over AIPAC Attack: ‘Just Angry She Was Iced Out by the White House’

Laura Loomer Tears Into Taylor Greene Over AIPAC Attack: ‘Just Angry She Was Iced Out by the White House’ https://twp.ai/4ip5CO

Trump and the Republicans are trying to rig the political maps for the 2026 midterms. They want to force through a redistricted map and steal 5 congressional seats in Texas.

We must keep defending against this authoritarian attempt to hold onto power.

BREAKING: The lawsuit requesting that the DOJ and FBI release all communications between Trump and his administration regarding Jeffrey Epstein, as well as any communication between Trump and Epstein himself, has just been assigned to US District Judge Tanya Chutkan who Trump can't stand.

Improving Oversight of Federal Grantmaking By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to improve the process of Federal

The president just issued an executive order asserting new and wide-ranging authority over the issuance of federal grants. This will have huge repercussions for the daily operations of US science. 🧪

Also, lawyers are gonna be lawyering.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Texas millionaire hunting buffalo in Africa killed by 'unprovoked' buffalo Texas ranch trader and big game hunter Asher Watkins, 52, was killed by a Cape buffalo in an 'unprovoked attack' while hunting the animal.

For the record: I lived in Africa for 11 years. There is no such thing as an "unprovoked attack" by an herbivore. Cape buffalo have a very low tolerance for predators looking at them the wrong way. www.expressnews.com/news/texas/a...

I'm officially changing my news source to South Park

May Jim Lovell rest in peace. He showed us that when the odds couldn’t seem more bleak, clear-sighted determination, creativity and courage can combine to achieve the impossible.

Trump Delayed a Medicare Change After Health Company Donations

Trump delayed the rollout of a Biden rule that sought to prevent abusive Medicare pricing practices from private companies — after Trump PAC MAGA Inc. received a $5 million donation from one such company that stood to lose out on billions in earnings due to the rule. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...

A comedian once said,

50 miles from New York, Chicago or L.A is nothing but more Kentucky.

I’m in rural New Hampshire where an unusual number of men are missing limbs and women have more tattoos than teeth.

The things she did to make herself visually appealing to a man she knows is a rapist. I love the South Park portrayal of her for its accuracy; I think the only thing it missed—because it's a comedy—is the fact that her life has become a harrowing tragedy. Selling your soul to an orange demon, Jesus.

When the D.C. Bureau Chief of the Independent drops a truth bomb.

South Park wins the internet for their profile pic of Kristi Noem on Twitter X.

James Lovell dies at 97. He commanded the troubled Apollo 13 spacecraft and was played by Tom Hanks in a Hollywood film.

He was one of my childhood heroes. I grew up in that exciting Apollo/NASA era...and had lots of astronaut related toy stuff.

RIP, Commander Lovell.

What’s the plan, Stan?

Atlanta Dream shared this on their stories. This league is so important man.