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@simonwhale.bsky.social

Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion

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I wouldnโ€™t worry , this is likely to be him

31.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh do you think ๐Ÿซฃ

31.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

31.10.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stopped at pulling itself out of its arse ๐Ÿ˜‚

31.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brexit

31.10.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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WHAT A FRIDAY HAPPY NEWS STORY!!

31.10.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.

Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?

30.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

What came first?

30.10.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And it still wasnโ€™t as uncomfortable as being at Anfield tonight #redsky

29.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like where the Epstein files or Farages tax returns are

29.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just want to tell our new brilliant alien overlords that I can be very handy rounding up the resistance

I have Trumpian hands that can get into all sorts of tight hiding spaces

29.10.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I of course put this placeholder that if i subsequently pass away this might be the funniest & yet campest FAFO posthumous post ever ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the Woke bitch I am just had the Bill Gates Flu AND Covid vaccine jab

The doctor said one side effect is that as I clearly understand science that I wouldnโ€™t be eligible to vote for Reform

29.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

29.10.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

28.10.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20903    ๐Ÿ” 7920    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 816    ๐Ÿ“Œ 393

Just had the greatest session on my feet with the foot file .

Jesus I could sell this pile of dust to Pablo Escobar for a shed load.

On the plus side Iโ€™ve now gone from a Size 9 to Size 8 feet.

26.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 626    ๐Ÿ” 190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Was quite pleased with my reply for once with that one because usually I just go

โ€œOH DO FUCK OFF!โ€

26.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is what they voted for. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...

26.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8978    ๐Ÿ” 3100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 849    ๐Ÿ“Œ 238
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This is what happens when Liz Truss and Nigel lend their experience ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

26.10.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I unlike the orange paedo apologise profusely

26.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To be fair heโ€™s doing almost as good a job as when we burnt it down in 1814.

Heโ€™s taking to this monarchy piece with gusto

26.10.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Because nothing backs up your rhetoric of accusing someone of being a terrorist by then threatening to cut their head off โ€ฆ.

26.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜To me , to youโ€™

26.10.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have lots of time for Kamala Harris but her explanation for why they didnโ€™t win and connect shows why sheโ€™s absolutely not the right person for the Presidency whilst this MAGA crew are around @bbclaurak.bsky.social

26.10.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The utterly feeble Chris Philp not taking the obvious position and calling Reforms blatant racism for what it is on @bbclaurak.bsky.social

Which of course is not surprising as he doesnโ€™t want to lose the @conservatives.bsky.social main donors like Frank Hester

26.10.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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