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Douglas Farmer

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College football by day. Timberwolves by night. Dive bar by day and by night. College football/NBA/WNBA/March Madness betting for Covers: https://www.covers.com/writers/douglas-farmer

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Laura’s Surly Straggler is parked on the Bryant Ave bridge over the Greenway. There is a sunny orange/pink sunset in the background.

Laura’s Surly Straggler is parked on the Bryant Ave bridge over the Greenway. There is a sunny orange/pink sunset in the background.

I ❤️ Minneapolis

09.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 301    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0

My yearly plea, daylight savings time should take effect at 4pm on Friday and the day called “early happy hour day” and become a beloved national holiday.

07.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 198    🔁 48    💬 3    📌 5
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Tonight’s colorful sunset sky over downtown Minneapolis, as seen from Mendota Heights

09.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 252    🔁 38    💬 0    📌 3

Finally, something Bruce Pearl and the ayatollah can bond over

09.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 373    🔁 46    💬 9    📌 1

Photographic evidence of the worst billboard ever seen in downtown Minneapolis. And I am not talking about the joke of a live podcast.

08.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

If you’ve ever needed proof the NCAA tournament doesn’t need to expand, just take this year’s bubble teams as a prime example.

08.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 3

who thought of springing forward overnight on the weekend? we should turn our clocks forward on Friday afternoon

08.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 31    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

Losing by 20+ when the opponent shoots 25% from deep is a special kind of terrible.

07.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if you just had no draft.

07.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Running this one back, since it’s almost time for #MarchMadness 🏀😂

07.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 312    🔁 62    💬 0    📌 6

My cruise control went out last weekend, which made for a long 20 hours on the road.
As I finished, I thought, I don't have any road trips planned at the moment, I'll get this fixed whenever.

Whoooo boy am I glad I don't have any road trips planned at the moment.

07.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talmage?

07.03.2026 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Photos from a benefit concert today across from where federal agents killed Alex Pretti and just over a mile from where Renee Good was killed 17 days earlier

Dropkick Murphys performed prior to their show tonight in St. Paul.

L signs during "First Class Loser".

Minneapolis March 6, 2026

07.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 119    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 2

You know you better than anyone.
But I assure you, if each half mile is a touch faster than the previous half mile, you are going to light a fire under your own ass in the final mile.

07.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Little Tijuana (on Eat Street) has a "sazerac thing" that I have long wanted in a pint glass ...

07.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And never underestimate the psychological boost of negative splits.

07.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pain simply means you have neither quit nor dropped dead.

07.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A friend quit went California sober a while back but does a malort shot before Wolves games and we dubbed this Chicago Sober. But it feels like Chicago sober means you only drink like 6 days a week

06.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 65    🔁 3    💬 9    📌 1

Had a conversation just today that featured, "Anytime you want to go to New Orleans, you just let me know."

06.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A discussion about the SCORE Act has turned into the president complaining about the Supreme Court and saying he's going to make an executive order to change college sports. (Executive orders do not have any power).

Mike Johnson is trying to steer this back to SCORE.

06.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 45    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1

Size of that airport is always a problem.
I pulled it off last year by flying into Mobile and renting a car. Other similar options, as well.

06.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A collection of candles, flowers, and painted stones are set on a tree grate. The stones say things like "Roll on like a river" and "Love" and "Hope"

A collection of candles, flowers, and painted stones are set on a tree grate. The stones say things like "Roll on like a river" and "Love" and "Hope"

I'm at the Dropkick Murphys concert.

I'm at the matyr's memorial shrine.

I'm at the combination Dropkick Murphys concert/martyr's shrine.

On Eat Street.

I love my city.

06.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 188    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

An entire event where dozens of rich people show up to say Democrats, judges and current athletes are the problem and players really need to go back to making no money. Why are we even acting as if this is a real attempt at solutions?

06.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 56    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 2

You can just leave men alone to make our own fun.

Might not come back alive, but we'll have a blast.

06.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 14    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

lol fuck yeah

06.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot overstate how incredibly stupid you are if you believe, even for one second, that “Claude” has either consciousness or anxiety

06.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Brett Yormark, a historically notable run

06.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is an Avengers-level mascot meetup.

06.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 223    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 10

Such demanding standards

06.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If this rivalry can't stand, the sport can't stand

06.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 90    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0