Douglas Farmer

Douglas Farmer

@douglasfarmer.bsky.social

College football by day. Timberwolves by night. Dive bar by day and by night. College football/NBA/WNBA/March Madness betting for Covers: https://www.covers.com/writers/douglas-farmer

1,709 Followers 267 Following 5,809 Posts Joined Nov 2024
53 minutes ago

53 games on today between NBA and NCAA Conference Tournaments. Everything gets started around 11 AM ET with Miami (OH) putting their undefeated season on the line against UMass. Great day of hoops!

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2 hours ago

Minnesota sends its regards.

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1 hour ago

March 12 NCAA tournament thoughts

• Auburn’s probably in the NCAA tournament regardless of the result today.
• Duke’s injuries aren’t enough to knock them out of the No. 1 seed in the East
• Miami (OH) is a tournament team no matter today’s result.
• Providence-St. John’s might be a lowkey banger

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10 hours ago

the 20s, man.
They haven't been Roaring.

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10 hours ago

I made it longer than I expected.
20 points with 10 to go, I'm out.

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11 hours ago

why insult silly pups like this?

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11 hours ago

I could score on the Timberwolves, couldn't I?
Haven't shot a basketball since October, but I could score on the Timberwolves.

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11 hours ago

The "Local vibe" caption has me cackling

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11 hours ago

Turning on tonight's Timberwolves game.
How long before I turn it off out of frustration?

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16 hours ago

much like this same point in time 6 years ago, we are wile e coyote out over the cliff again

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12 hours ago

It went about as you would think, as someone who was in there immediately

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12 hours ago

If you stumble across a pair ...

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15 hours ago
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The real Love and Basketball

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1 day ago

There are now more kids with measles in Texas than children who have ever had transgender surgery

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16 hours ago
Preview
Bam Adebayo's 83-point game needs an asterisk Adebayo joins an exclusive list of asterisked 70-plus scoring nights.

I slept on it. I had to do it.

Sorry, Heat fans: Bam Adebayo’s 83-point game deserves an asterisk.

83* joins my definitive short list of 70+ scoring nights with an asterisk: sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/...

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21 hours ago

why are you insulting dorks?

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22 hours ago

The one time we wanted Jakey to do what he does best -- NOTHING -- and he has to go do *something*

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22 hours ago

calm down, @normcharlatan.bsky.social

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23 hours ago

I have like nine thoughts I wanna get out but none are forming into appropriate words.

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1 day ago

Did not expect MBB selection committee chair Keith Gill to cite ICE taking up so many charter planes as impacting the travel market for March Madness.

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1 day ago

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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1 day ago

Lotta bad losses to bad teams this year, but them being 1-9 against the 4 teams they’re fighting for playoff positioning with is a much bigger deal

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1 day ago

because this is a life of pain and the dooms will continue until morale improves

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1 day ago

Not gonna lie, Brooklyn 99 as my halftime show was kinda delightful.

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1 day ago

Love Peacock doing a quick JC ("NAZ REID" tattoos) bit.

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1 day ago

They attempted to occupy Minnesota in the winter.

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1 day ago

Very impressed you held this in so long tonight.

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1 day ago

"a melancholy footnote" a;ldkfja;lshga;lkfj;alhf;alsfjd

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1 day ago

You can’t talk about Bam hitting 83 against a tanking team in March without noting Wilt scored 100 against a last-place team in March in Hershey fucking Pennsylvania.

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1 day ago
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[heavy sigh]

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