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@lizardwitch.bsky.social

She/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ failure lesbian poly puppygirl witch in her early 30s. DMs open if you wanna chat. Mdni, 18+, will retweet lewd stuff

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No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:

Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!

12.10.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Panel 1: 

Lebanne, dressed in her maid outfit, holds up her middle finger to Jacinthe. "FUCK YOU! I'm NOT going to be your stupid maid!"

Jacinthe, amused, giggles. "Awww... Who's my good girl~?"

Panel 2:

Lebanne, flustered, crosses her arms and remains silent.

Panel 3:

Lebanne gives in, and mutters "Me..." while blushing.

Panel 1: Lebanne, dressed in her maid outfit, holds up her middle finger to Jacinthe. "FUCK YOU! I'm NOT going to be your stupid maid!" Jacinthe, amused, giggles. "Awww... Who's my good girl~?" Panel 2: Lebanne, flustered, crosses her arms and remains silent. Panel 3: Lebanne gives in, and mutters "Me..." while blushing.

Good girl

#PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA #Jacinthe #Lebanne

15.11.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2103    ๐Ÿ” 778    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
honkai star rail fanart of firefly in a big magenta hoodie with her arms tied behind her back and her dick sticking out of the bottom all drippy

honkai star rail fanart of firefly in a big magenta hoodie with her arms tied behind her back and her dick sticking out of the bottom all drippy

pent up firefly

12.11.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1429    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iโ€™m so glad lol worlds is over i just want to sleep normally againโ€ฆ

09.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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quick doodle of lesbian

i mean uh lebanne

08.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3518    ๐Ÿ” 869    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wolf Frotting

#ใ‚ขใƒผใ‚ฏใƒŠใ‚คใƒ„ #Arknights #ๆ˜Žๆ—ฅๆ–น่ˆŸ #๋ช…์ผ๋ฐฉ์ฃผ

08.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 540    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s so real, Iโ€™m afraid to even post any pics online x.x

08.11.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s telling how much moving away from Washington fixed my anxiety about being in a car, Iโ€™m actually comfy enough to get behind the wheel now that the roads are less terrifying

08.11.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever makes you comfy! if you donโ€™t wanna censor on main you shouldnโ€™t have to lol

08.11.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we can get back to that point, anti-trans policies are super unpopular (even if the internet would have you think otherwise)

and all those rich fucks are getting older by the day, we've been persisting for so long that we'll one day outlive those ghouls and when they die we'll be celebrating

07.11.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just think it'd be fun if Barbara had a monster cock

(nsfw, rosabarb, barbara/rosaria, genshin impact)

24.10.2023 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1315    ๐Ÿ” 306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish lolโ€ฆ. They need like an entire new main deck of new cards to do anything it feels likeโ€ฆ At least they get to be extra staples

07.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia

05.11.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1010    ๐Ÿ” 572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

I did NOT read that you can stack the effects lol, yea without some better main deck stuff itโ€™s still justโ€ฆ. Badโ€ฆ.

07.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that they can print an add 4 then fuse card and it still doesnโ€™t do anything is really sad lol

07.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Arknights, showing Exusiai, the New Covenant, a girl with red hair wielding try guns, surrounded by a ring of statues which are also wielding guns. She's saying "An apple a day means seven apples a week, yay!"

A screenshot of Arknights, showing Exusiai, the New Covenant, a girl with red hair wielding try guns, surrounded by a ring of statues which are also wielding guns. She's saying "An apple a day means seven apples a week, yay!"

wait she's actually real as fuck for this

07.11.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cynthia

06.11.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 715    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dr Ian Malcolm saying Your voters were so preoccupied with 6-7 they never stopped to think of 9/11

Dr Ian Malcolm saying Your voters were so preoccupied with 6-7 they never stopped to think of 9/11

Rudy Giuliani today

05.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1638    ๐Ÿ” 242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a doodle by Spindle of the character Ottilie, wearing a black turtleneck, a reddish brown skirt with orange leaf pattern, and brown boots with a golden 4-loop knot

a doodle by Spindle of the character Ottilie, wearing a black turtleneck, a reddish brown skirt with orange leaf pattern, and brown boots with a golden 4-loop knot

doodle

05.11.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5205    ๐Ÿ” 902    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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alt i never posted here

#caitvi #arcane #rule34 #yuri #nsfw #noronikoart

03.11.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 455    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HER FUCKING HIPS??? GOOD LORD

03.11.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
source: @adriftcarp on bsky(inactive) - https://x.com/adriftcarp/status/1984936800516034989

there's two girls drawn in a blank white setting. one is sittong on the other's tummy while resting her back on the girl's knees that are supporting her while the girl sitting on top is resting her foot on the other girl's face. the girl on top is smiling and reading a book while wearing a long sleeve puffy white blouse and a very short brown skirt completed with a pair of red framed glasses. the girl underneath is saying "HELL YEAH!!" underneath the other girl's foot while visibly blushing. she's wearing a short dress and has her arms to the side.

source: @adriftcarp on bsky(inactive) - https://x.com/adriftcarp/status/1984936800516034989 there's two girls drawn in a blank white setting. one is sittong on the other's tummy while resting her back on the girl's knees that are supporting her while the girl sitting on top is resting her foot on the other girl's face. the girl on top is smiling and reading a book while wearing a long sleeve puffy white blouse and a very short brown skirt completed with a pair of red framed glasses. the girl underneath is saying "HELL YEAH!!" underneath the other girl's foot while visibly blushing. she's wearing a short dress and has her arms to the side.

03.11.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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It's a couple days late, but I did a halloween version of my Nekonyancer ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

02.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5513    ๐Ÿ” 1472    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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I want attention

02.11.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽƒ
ๅฟ˜่ฎฐๅ‘่ฟ™่พนไบ†๐Ÿ˜‘

01.11.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my wife failed already

01.11.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible

01.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2835    ๐Ÿ” 531    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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immergoop

01.11.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Hallowen For Maria

31.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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