Holly

I was hoping the eagle would fit in the bathtub, what a delight to see

I need a folksy ballad covering the ups and downs of Jurickson Profar's career, someone please get on that

Jon, buddy, I think we need to make some calls to the organizers and get ourselves Involved

let My Morning Jacket perform MMMBop but ban Hanson from doing so

I am....so confused by Sunday's roster

you raised him well

I was going to go to sleep, but the idea of a Lian Bichsel Hat Trick is alluring

that's one of those goals where I can best describe my reaction as a squawk

can't think of a better answer to "how" when you join the game late and learn the only goal for Dallas was scored by Adam Erne

Oh thank god, the Fox producers taught the IndyCar guys how to introduce themselves all the same way.

when elected, my top priority in office will be to eradicate Jardiance ads

Oh, this is humiliating. Great job Wyatt and Robo.

hey great job

Collin it is right next to Robot Chicken, it's incredible

The movie "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" listed under "All the LOLs" on HBO Max.

evil work by someone at HBO Max to list this movie here

I was getting exhausted by this discourse (mostly from the "...but but but Heated Rivalry!" lens) but I am rejeuvenated now because l m a o

dude....between that and the Dua Lipa song from the Barbie soundtrack playing while I was getting the sono, I had to immediately get emotional support tacos and queso when I was done

an actual thank you for reminding me to pay the mammo bill I have stuffed in my purse (also had regular, then VERY OUCH diagnostic, then sono)

the way "thin desert boy" just immediately implanted in my brain

this is the real state of the union

"some of them are from Minnesota!!!"

nah they just have headaches

I will not project any underlying meaning on this because Assume Until Proven Otherwise, but at least he cleared the bar for being less of a public dumbass, however it came about.

oh I just know their ears feel the exact same kind of soft, what a baby

we'll find out if MT knows CPR or not

A dog peeks over the end of a bed. She has mostly black fur with tan eyebrows and some white fur around her nose.

do not, I repeat, do not let my dog find out it is National Tortilla Chip day

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat