I was unaware of the Italy/US score and now I am not
lmao
somebody check on Pato
calling in sick to work tomorrow with a case of Dallas Stars Victory Stress
According to his Instagram! Man is gonna get worn out doing race promo this week.
Pato O'Ward is potentially going to walk away from this game with a very funny impression of the Dallas Stars, and I love that for him
SMOOCHES TO QUEEN LACEY
muttering AHND I WEEWL KEEL YEW to myself for 10 minutes every time I see that miniseries commercial
FS1 showing the "oldest players in the WBC" graphic aka my peers
If you ever hear me say this string of words, I'm either being held hostage or am having a severe medical crisis.
every time the broadcast talks about harvesting energy
a fascinating experiment on a weekly basis
gonna help you win the finishers bet at least?
Can't hear shit about Papaya Rules with only one papaya running but there's still Ferrari strategy, bless.
In a field full of drivers who sound like they should get stuffed in a locker for their radio messages, George Russell remains first man in.
(also wtf Oscar)
If, like me, your F1 race feed looks much worse on Apple, the good news is you can plug your Apple creds into the F1 TV app and it's like nothing has changed.
whichever producer at Fox decided to have the camera smash cut to Ashley Newgarden after Palou's wreck...you're very funny and I salute you
Calgary Flames, you are on The List
trying to behave at work while David Malukas puts up that qualifying speed is difficult
big miss on my part to not have my life in order where I would currently be in Arizona for double vrooms and a side of spring training
truly just a shocking amount of neck on this guy
I stopped reading after "he's not Mason Marchment" for personal reasons
Moved to tears by the greatness of this umpire's name.
my take on Tyler Myers is that it's extremely fun as someone who is 40 to look at someone who is 36 and go "that motherfucker is OLD"
political strife in beautiful Glasscock County, Texas
the texas primaries have it all: corruption, clapbacks, honey tycoons, tejano musicians, and vince the shamwow guy
Big salute to the poll workers in Dallas County today having to deal with bullshit precinct stuff and extended hours due to bullshit precinct stuff.
I was about to get checked in right as the alert popped on their tablets and the wave of exhaustion that passed over their faces was palpable.
I was hoping the eagle would fit in the bathtub, what a delight to see
I need a folksy ballad covering the ups and downs of Jurickson Profar's career, someone please get on that
