Marcus Territory

Throwback, but remember when TikTokers very loudly did this to one of his rallies in 2020, and like a week later he started talking about a TT ban? I’m still convinced that’s what put the idea in his head

If this had picked up comparable traction I’m sure he’d be talking about it again today.

Can you blame them? Pigs can’t see in the dark.

Leafs jersey thrown onto ice gets by Toronto’s defence and into the back of their net TORONTO – A frustrated Maple Leafs fan threw their jersey onto the ice during a crushing 6-1 playoff defeat to the Florida Panthers, which the Leafs promptly allowed to slide past them and into their ...

Leafs jersey thrown onto ice gets by Toronto’s defence and into the back of their net

Pornhub to drop F from MILF in observance of Mother’s Day Montreal, Quebec, Canada- The Canadian owned internet pornography video-sharing website Pornhub has announced that, in honour of Mother’s Day,  it will be removing the word “Fuck” From its MILF tag.

Pornhub to drop F from MILF in observance of Mother’s Day

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Guys are like “god I didn’t know I needed this” and it’s just the same knee-curdling head they’ve gotten every week for the last two years.

Not me though. Some other tall, generically handsome idiot.

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT

UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?

STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

For non-law nerds: imagine if you sent your boss what you thought was a normal memo, and you instead attached an itemized list of every pen, paper clip, and laptop you’ve stolen from the office.

DOJ accidentally files document outlining flaws with Trump administration's plan to kill NYC congestion pricing Lawyers with the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York wrote that the attempt to end congestion pricing faces "considerable litigation risk."

[insert GIF of Jeffrey Tambor]
“I have the worst f*cking attorneys…”

Things to watch for on the arrest of Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan:
1. Likely arrested on a criminal complaint, which will include an affidavit describing the evidence. Evaluate carefully.
2. What’s the government’s stance on bail going to be? Normally this would be a minimal bail.

I’ve reached the age where I’ve started to see more and more women on dating apps who 1) are straight, and 2) are calling themselves “moderate.”

Happy to report that the red flags are very much gender-neutral.

I think about this clip a lot in re: recruitment of the right wing. “Last hired, first fired” is the takeaway. Credit to Ian Danskin at @innuendostudios.bsky.social.

CW: bigotry, Not-See imagery.

This is going to get worse, not better. Never underestimate the American public’s thirst for performative cruelty towards The Other: defendants, foreigners, anyone they’ve been conditioned to see as less than human. We’re the country that made lynchings into picnics.

From Swedish television. I LOVE the party names they’ve got down there, far more fucking honest.

Also the little heart over Canada ❤️🇨🇦

Tack Sverige ❤️🇸🇪 Also, love this new IKEA product line.

Everyone is telling me not to burn out.

Guys, I'm an immigration paralegal. I'm way past burnout and into third wind.

I am going to help these people. Especially since the government is super fucked right now.

👍

I mean honestly that doesn’t sound like someone you should be sending war plans to, Pete

The UK has now issued a travel warning for the US: possible arrest or detention for failing to meet entry requirements.

Its name is “aMaTERAsu!”

#itachididnothingwrong

When one of your own is kicked out of the lying fascist’s fora, you do not silently sit by and let it happen.

You stand up, yell, and physically block the people trying to remove them. Or you progressively heckle and shout and get kicked out one by one. Shut it down.

Stand together.

He didn’t “give them” Javelins—he sold them those weapons. You’re not a gracious saviour who deserves praise, you’re an arms dealer.

And when Zelenskyy asked to buy more in 2019, Trump responded with the words that got him impeached the first time.

I miss the days before the internet made it nearly impossible to organize a general strike.

Elon is all of that, but higher key, not fun, and he extended his hate to the whole country instead of just Western.

Elon being a Queen’s boy still breaks my brain, speaking as someone who did my Master’s there.

The Queen’s undergrads I knew were all white, upper class, low-key racist twats, but in a fun way. Think, “cover your drinks at Stages, but ahhhh he’s a good sport and he brought a two six for the punch.”

A thirteen hour deep dive on Bionicle lore is something I didn’t know I wanted until I had.

Also I forgot how much of this shit I knew and read as a 6-15 year old, and I now want to chain the LEGO execs to a radiator until they start making sets again.

Blame @bensaintcomix for this monsterpiece.

People saying ‘they should run for office’ every time someone engages in conscientious acts of potential sacrifice like civil disobedience need to have a bigger imagination than ‘they should join the hive mind’.

No. *You* should join them in engaging in civil disobedience.

Another reminder to me that 97% of Harvard attorneys I’ve practiced with are trash.

Shopify is happily processing the sales for the Yeezy swastika shirt.

Tell me again why porn stars can't get sales processing but a Nazi can.

Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.

Ten bucks says he’s doing this because of the right’s fear-peddling of it being used against wHItE FaRmERs

*20s of reading*

Twenty bucks.

Shit this is great

No idea how true this hits.