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@moartoast.bsky.social

Listed as one of Australia's top ten intellectuals, twice. Peer reviewed in the streets, widely discredited in the sheets.

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I got swooped by a penguin today

10.08.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it gonna take like a week tho? Not that I ever leave the house

10.08.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The scratch on my car is being fixed tomorrow. Sigh.

10.08.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely

10.08.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah ok dad 🀣

10.08.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😟😟

10.08.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankyou x

10.08.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah don’t look up Belgian Biscuit then.

10.08.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on my last subject for this undergrad certificate. Home stretch and it’s killing me. I’m on week 4 and it’s week 11 😟

10.08.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Keith! πŸ‘‹πŸ»

10.08.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very cool

10.08.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Instagram has a new location-sharing feature. But you have to turn it on yourself The social media platform's new feature is something you have to actively opt into. So, if you haven't turned it on, it shouldn't be sharing your location.

The social media platform's new feature is something you have to actively opt into. So, if you haven't turned it on, it shouldn't be sharing your location.

10.08.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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On August 9, 2014, 18-year-old Mike Brown was murdered by a cop in Ferguson, Missouri. The cops left Brown’s body in the street for four hours...(1/2)

10.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

lol folks gotta stop expecting immoral people to have morals πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

09.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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More pics. I love old cemeteries.

10.08.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking Maggie swooped me. First time ever. Or was it a Canadian penguin πŸ€”

10.08.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Best I could do 🀣

10.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning walk around the cemetery

10.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣

09.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea it’s a cheapie from big w $20 for two

09.08.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely

09.08.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get well soon sweetcheeks! 😘

09.08.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These have no wire! They’re really comfy and cheap from big W 🀣

09.08.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I never wear wire it hurts

09.08.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a push up bra. It pushes up alright

09.08.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8040    πŸ” 2148    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 62
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He LOST.

YOU win.

(You knew he wanted YOU to pay his lawyers and his legal bills, right?)

09.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12545    πŸ” 3205    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 119

Republicans are such fucking trash.

07.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1259    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot of Paul Kelly article in the Australian headlined "Ten ways the Libs can stand up race against the clock." Lede is: The message from party statemen, John Howard, Peter Costello and Tony Abbott: reclaim your principles and champion them everyday."

Screenshot of Paul Kelly article in the Australian headlined "Ten ways the Libs can stand up race against the clock." Lede is: The message from party statemen, John Howard, Peter Costello and Tony Abbott: reclaim your principles and champion them everyday."

"Stop wheeling out Howard; lock Abbott in a cupboard somewhere; Peter who?" must've come in as options 11, 12 and 13.

08.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 7

Tell the council?

09.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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