I got swooped by a penguin today
10.08.2025 09:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@moartoast.bsky.social
Listed as one of Australia's top ten intellectuals, twice. Peer reviewed in the streets, widely discredited in the sheets.
I got swooped by a penguin today
10.08.2025 09:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it gonna take like a week tho? Not that I ever leave the house
10.08.2025 09:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The scratch on my car is being fixed tomorrow. Sigh.
10.08.2025 09:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Definitely
10.08.2025 08:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hah ok dad π€£
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10.08.2025 08:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thankyou x
10.08.2025 07:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah donβt look up Belgian Biscuit then.
10.08.2025 07:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm on my last subject for this undergrad certificate. Home stretch and itβs killing me. Iβm on week 4 and itβs week 11 π
10.08.2025 07:22 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Hey Keith! ππ»
10.08.2025 07:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very cool
10.08.2025 07:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The social media platform's new feature is something you have to actively opt into. So, if you haven't turned it on, it shouldn't be sharing your location.
10.08.2025 04:58 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0On August 9, 2014, 18-year-old Mike Brown was murdered by a cop in Ferguson, Missouri. The cops left Brownβs body in the street for four hours...(1/2)
10.08.2025 02:20 β π 60 π 21 π¬ 1 π 1lol folks gotta stop expecting immoral people to have morals π€·πΏββοΈ
09.08.2025 19:36 β π 94 π 18 π¬ 2 π 1More pics. I love old cemeteries.
10.08.2025 04:30 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fucking Maggie swooped me. First time ever. Or was it a Canadian penguin π€
10.08.2025 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best I could do π€£
10.08.2025 00:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morning walk around the cemetery
10.08.2025 00:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£π€£
09.08.2025 11:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No idea itβs a cheapie from big w $20 for two
09.08.2025 07:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Definitely
09.08.2025 07:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get well soon sweetcheeks! π
09.08.2025 07:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These have no wire! Theyβre really comfy and cheap from big W π€£
09.08.2025 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah I never wear wire it hurts
09.08.2025 07:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I bought a push up bra. It pushes up alright
09.08.2025 05:11 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
07.08.2025 18:37 β π 8040 π 2148 π¬ 48 π 62He LOST.
YOU win.
(You knew he wanted YOU to pay his lawyers and his legal bills, right?)
Republicans are such fucking trash.
07.08.2025 21:40 β π 1259 π 225 π¬ 22 π 3Screenshot of Paul Kelly article in the Australian headlined "Ten ways the Libs can stand up race against the clock." Lede is: The message from party statemen, John Howard, Peter Costello and Tony Abbott: reclaim your principles and champion them everyday."
"Stop wheeling out Howard; lock Abbott in a cupboard somewhere; Peter who?" must've come in as options 11, 12 and 13.
08.08.2025 23:43 β π 116 π 25 π¬ 21 π 7Tell the council?
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