Jaxson Dart: thoughtful, polished response to impress his new coach
Cam Skattebo: sees basket of wings, blacks out
Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
alright "Fireplace" fucking ripped, they better bring a whole horn section back for DOCUMENT
If MSP gets 16”+ it would be a top 10 storm on record for the Twin Cities. It’s possible!
The heaviest snow will be overnight into Sunday morning, but then the winds get stronger and the snow gets fluffier.
If you can stay put from 10-11pm Saturday through Monday morning, do that.
The Italy fan using a Moka pot as a noisemaker in the stands at the WBC is my spiritual pal.
I want to know who is responsible for this, why they did it, and why just rallying around being really awesome at the best sport on the planet with a chance to prove on a global stage it is seemingly not enough motivation for the dudes in this clubhouse.
It’s poser bullshit and it sucks.
yes, they've always been stupid
kinda funny how altho these policies will benefit to an outsize degree the Democratic primary voting population, these are not *for* Democratic primary voters, who I'd guess will reward the first Democrat to take a clear stand against selling out the social democratic state and the working class
We need a complete shutdown on “No Tax On…” proposals until we can figure out what the hell is going on
I mean, yeah, that's exactly why Hegseth is doing it. It's vice signaling for a domestic audience. The cool thing is that we might get to see him cry on the stand of The Hague for it. That's a good enough reason to keep living.
we shouldn't just solarize the country because it's the coolest fucking technology on earth. there are practical benefits too
So many Wilt records are getting threatened lately that I'm half expecting to see a news update that Anthony Edwards has slept with his 19,990th person soon
Meat Lab rocks, need to go back soon
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
Leaning against a nonexistent column on my nonexistent front porch, sipping a mug of black coffee and gazing out at the gentle rain falling and murmuring “we needed this“ as this guy‘s face rises over the horizon like the Teletubbies sun
Sustained good faith diplomacy leading to enforceable multilateral agreements and shared prosperity for all.
Pablo Torre has 7 episodes clearly indicating Steve Ballmer and the Clippers violated NBA salary cap rules with Kawhi Leonard's Aspiration deal but he's still out there beating the Wolves ass tonight
my kingdom for someone that saved the video meme of Kinski getting dragged away with the phonograph while "The Caves of Altamira" is dubbed over top, was one of my favorite ever tweets
Fitzcarraldo (1982)
damn dude, that's cool as hell, nice work
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
For those pearl-clutching over the damage done to Kobe’s legacy by Bam Adebayo last night, Kobe still
leads Bam in sexual assault allegations, so you guys still have that to lean on.
The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.
This goes so hard.
Broke: dollar bills
Woke:
Maxx Crosby won’t see your failed physical jokes but your friends who have a lot of mental and physical ailments probably will, because they’re really spending a lot of time on this website to avoid all of the difficult things they need to be doing to make their lives meaningful and fulfilling.
truly, i think about this every freaking day, sir
