Rita Skeeter

freshly made popcorn, extra butter
chocolate covered almonds
pickles

You know it's love when I waited all day for this man to come home from work so we can watch Record of Ragnarok season 3 together

I still can't behind the trend of recording oneself crying. Then posting it with a whole caption.

The urge to watch Bleach from episode one is hard to ignore

this year i had a thousand chances to waste money and i took them all.😭😭

December 10th is a day I genuinely like to avoid every year. If you've ever lost anyone, you know how triggering that day can be.

I've already cried today and I'm losing the stay strong battle quickly.

The power to read minds.

But honestly, that ability would be a nightmare not a blessing.

Broke men.

Strong discernment

lip balm!

I stay ready though. I've learned to have at least 2-3 in every bag, in my car, and in my room.

A happy one.

Medium well, Chicago style for me.

Almost a year old.

After midnight.

God bless antibiotics and puffers because the last 72 hours was rough.

My mother is the type to SEE me asleep - I mean eyes closed, sheet covering my face, everything - and she’ll wake me up to ask me if I’m sleeping.

I really do hate these new age stylists. Cancelling 48 hours in advance is just completely unrealistic.

Randomly starting coughing last night. Went to bed, woke up and I could feel the cough sitting on my chest. And immediately I knew.

Here we go again. I’m getting sick.

Maturing is realizing your mama was on to something when she put baby powder on your neck before bed as a child.

I took a melatonin thinking that by the time I shower and finish getting ready for bed, it’s gonna hit and I can just…pass out.

Why my mama jump in the shower just as I grab my towel…after I took the melatonin already.

Lord please if you see this. Give me strength

I broke my cardinal rule and accepted a follow request on Instagram from a coworker. Because she’s older and I figured she doesn’t use IG that much anyway.

Bro. The amount of DM’s I receive from her daily?!

It’s to the point I’ve stopped responding and one day she paged me about it? 🙃

Making spelling mistakes in my posts and then having someone repost it is my 13th reason 😭

I just spent 15 mins not only clearing every single notification on my phone, but I also deleted unnecessary apps and turned odd notifications on a shit ton of them

Spinach

Burnt out just a little

I wish they would invite a bed cocoon. I’d crawl into every night and emerge from in the morning. It would literally cover me from head to toe and be comfortable to breathe in.

Finally finished my stranger things rewatch from season 1-4

Now I’m debating if I want to start season 5 now, or wait until all the episodes are out…