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@halfcrayzay.bsky.social

The OG '88 rich auntie. HR Business Partner at day, multifaceted woman at all times. Decent storyteller sharing gems on adulting struggles. Et Franรงaise.

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Latest posts by halfcrayzay.bsky.social on Bluesky

The perks of being French working at a US company is that Monday is going to be supa dupa quiet ๐Ÿ˜Œ

29.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catch me up!

25.07.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never use the app except for you friend.

25.07.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@caribbeanbandit.bsky.social ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

25.07.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all still here? What'd I miss?

07.07.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are ๐Ÿ˜Œ

08.04.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

08.04.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or am I chaotic good? ๐Ÿค”

08.04.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the HR professional in me ๐Ÿคญ

08.04.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so lawful evil

08.04.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look like a fairyyyyy ๐Ÿค—

21.03.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all just don't like peace, do you?

20.03.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I am. A whole foot. I might be too old for this shit

19.03.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not in 4k HD on my phone???

19.03.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending loads of positive vibes and prayers

18.03.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I left y'all unattended for 3 weeks. Only 3 weeks!

08.03.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m โ€œpay extra for convenienceโ€ years old.

02.03.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 584    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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Chillin on my ancestors' land

18.02.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They onto something, let em cook

14.02.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is blushing with hearts around him and the words ok im blushing ALT: a cartoon character is blushing with hearts around him and the words ok im blushing
13.02.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imma handle it with care when I try it

13.02.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This the one!

13.02.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's okay, big ones doesn't mean good ones ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

13.02.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah pretty sure it's worse than I imagine. But one thing I won't do us fuck around and find out

13.02.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't sound like somewhere I should go ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl... it DOES do something ngl ๐Ÿ‘€

13.02.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kinda get it actually. Not far from my "raw kink" ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

13.02.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impregnation fetishism. Fancy ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is laying on a bed in front of a monitor with a heart on it . ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed in front of a monitor with a heart on it .

Y'all be crackin me up now look?!

13.02.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sat ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.02.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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