amélie ♡ ‧₊˚

y’know what. i’m proud of you. you did your best and that’s all i can ask for

thank you bestie <3 you’re the bravest girl i’ve ever known

naps are evil why do i keep taking them

i hope they’re up in yuri heaven and watching women kiss each other

i’m coming after you next.

#HADES
#HADES2

saw a license plate that said “kayak” and i got war flashbacks

Aphrodite

biting you biting you biting you

i never have the energy to post bc i’m always too busy fighting leah /j

guess i’ll just have to take you out quickly then

and i’m the power wash simulator world champion. u don’t stand a chance

if i don’t say it i’ll literally explode and die

MWAH MWAH MWAH

i would win.

every time a weird man harasses an oomf i awake like a sleeper agent

your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts

power wash simulator

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YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL

i’m gonna become a power washing speedrun champion

i’m gonna become a speedrunner just to spite you

YOU KNOW I’M BAD WITH THE BOW

hiiiiii!!! i am doing alright, just haven’t had the energy to post recently 💔

i’m literally the speedrunning world champion trust me

i’m alive and power washing boobs into the sides of houses

dude i think she might like Hades

#hades

i’m really good at hades trust me

hi oomfies… i am alive…. i promise….

god forbid a girl wants to proclaim her love and lust for a fictional character on main smh

i’m so down bad for her it’s not even funny. i want her to hit me with her whip and call me her bitch. i want her to spit on me.