princess sami🌧️

me if u even care

my favorite lesbian, phil lester💗

need attention

“we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

some of you have never slept just to avoid reality and it shows

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

i live in the us, unfortunately

pet rent is the dumbest concept ever, like how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month, he is unemployed..

sorry about the youtube outage guys i am chewing on the wires

I want someone to take me on a date where we order a million appetizers and drink very large beers.

I’m not an old man I’m young and hip

I have to be insane on the internet as a little treat I deserve it

i hate when ppl are funnier than me😔

therapy is nice but oversharing online is a lot faster and cheaper

some ppl look at my posting habits and think to themselves “shit are they always online??” And the answer is yes, i need to post every thought i have

been blocking a ton of swiftie accounts lately💗