universal бae(((sic))) income

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

literally no cop interviewed in any true crime series knows how to pronounce the word corroborate. none. not even fbi

Also true. But then the extreme moments of godly clarity. Why is mania like this

yeah my **skeet is perversely in response to learning this earlier. constantly isn’t always. sad emoji. Cry emoji

They screwed this all up.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

oh. Yeah it’s an oyster. Shits good if ur into snot (which i am)

….oyster???

a photo of a television screen that has an ad for a drug with the tagline “NOTHING IS EVERYTHING”

we have to stop letting big pharma do tv advertising

Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats

Tik Tok ¿ @ dessiescozycritters • thicc minion (message me before ordering) $25

Facebook marketplace is the last remaining marketplace of ideas

a picture of a bookshelf with books including small field guides bearing the titles mushroom finder tree finder and scat finder

they had these beautiful little guides at skunk cabbage book 🥹🖤

Jack Poso DEl halftime show @JackPosobiec •45m 727 17 997 11K Il 259K 贝 企 Samantha @SamanthaRedeemd Follow I definitely understand that view given it's a bunch of black guys. I at least appreciate the patriotism. Uncle Sam was a fun touch 8:48 PM • 2/9/25 • 1.5K Views

Dumbest people alive

Why is the USA the only country in the world with bird flu H5N1 ripping through cattle herds?

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.

That’s why. That’s literally the reason

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

lmao

Sincere props to a colleague who very obviously is doing his job well.

The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens

unserious legacy. TWO rings on the LEFT hand??? When your right hand already giving decrepit thanos?????????? yoo Imao he thought we wouldn't notice because of the horrors! but the horrors left room

Justice Department memos provided to me by a source in the US Attorney's Office.

"These memo sent do not have signatures," source said, stressing how unusual that is for DOJ.

End racism removed from endzone

The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

yall didnt deserve him neither 😒

no one is asking how the bulls fans are doing

Who u sent that to

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency