Megs

Apartment living is so wild…

Like what do you mean my neighbors could possibly hear me snoring?? 😩😂

Sooo true!

The hour we lost for daylight savings time was the hour I was going to use to get my life together

Nail dates!!!! 😂😂

This is what happens when you share a calendar with @deviwestside.bsky.social 😂😂😂

Therapy is just paying someone to connect dots I aggressively avoided

Bitches love dresses with pockets

It’s me, I’m bitches

Me: no one will know that I bought this shirt for $5

*gets a compliment*

Me: THANKS IT WAS $5

Just because you don’t require much doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve the bare minimum

I wish you the best*

*bare minimum

Pet loss is so hard

Emotionally I’m that shopping cart with one broken wheel

I’m not having a Baja blast
I’m having a Baja hard time

Touching grass didn’t work but smoking grass definitely did

My spirit animal is a squirrel in traffic

Living in Nebraska be like: If I disappear just assume my car fell into a sinkhole

I don’t want a soulmate. I want a co conspirator

I knew you would.

*screams*

Know what I mean?

Megz stands for

Manic
Adorable
Great in many ways
Zillion times funnier in person

You have to mix your downers with an upper

I mean the best ideas come from sitting on the toilet

Hi, can I trade in my responsibilities for being fed fruit snacks in a cage?

That sounds way more fun.

You never know where I’m skeeting from

Sitting here trying to spell tounging and it wants to auto correct to you hung 😂

Just tounging the rim of a margarita glass

My post game is far superior to my reply game

Of course I did

I like men but replace en with ental stability

I am not saying cum for daddy
I also am not not saying it