Twitches for Dinner

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06.08.2025 08:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surely the presence of a crematorium won’t somehow encourage any dogging.

06.08.2025 08:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Warning signs to be installed at Northumberland dogging hotspot Housing developer Persimmon Homes will be installing signs

“Hey guys let’s build a crematorium next to this random country road!”
“Wait, don’t people fuck next to this road?”
“Oh shit, we better put up a sign so people don’t fuck near the crematorium.”

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...

06.08.2025 07:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But is this a problem?

11.03.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Definitely unrelated to my previous post, here are some lewds I took.

22.02.2025 08:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I did not expect posting a bunch of lewds to be met with so much barking. Of all things.

22.02.2025 08:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HELLO 👀👀

19.02.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish I could translate it exactly. Literally it means “fuck you fuckers,” except here “fuckers” is in the sexual sense. Which nobody says 😭. You want “fok julle fokkers,” but I’d suggest “gaan vrek, julle dose.”

01.02.2025 00:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😳

31.01.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello blueskyyyyy 🙏🫦🌶️💦

31.01.2025 20:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥺👉🏻👈🏻

31.01.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As jy wil meer leer, sou ek jou graag leer 😘

31.01.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jy het nie so geskrik gelyk nie, skattebol

31.01.2025 19:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0