@simonmayo.bsky.social Funny Football Sidekick!
23.06.2025 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@captain-stable.bsky.social
Sorry, I'm not THAT John Arnold. I'm the other one. Hi. I do have a profile. It's my left side.
@simonmayo.bsky.social Funny Football Sidekick!
23.06.2025 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@simonmayo.bsky.social Ice Cream License
11.06.2025 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has anyone told the Kansas City Chiefs that there is a Superbowl today that they're meant to be playing in?
#Superbowl2025 #SuperbowlLIX #NFL
@simonmayo.bsky.social It was something about a Massive Moral Gnoll.
I chose to spell it G-N rather than K-N.
Day 1 of John's Imaginary Advent Calendar.
It's a disappointed child.
Going to tell the kids these are The Spice Girls!
20.11.2024 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Die Hard. Bruce Willis spends most of the movie sneaking around a tower trying to avoid Alan Rickman.
Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie!!
Audrey Plaza!!!
20.11.2024 07:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Royal Devon Coronation Chicken. Musgrove Egg and Cress.
19.11.2024 07:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like that one Orc in Lord of the Rings who moans about working conditions to Saruman (and possibly starts an Orc Union)!
19.11.2024 07:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tuesday the 19th November.
International Scritti Politi awareness day. National Dame Thora Hird Appreciation Day in Kuala Lumpur. Confess A Sin to your Cat day in Japan.
This week's Biscuit of the week is the Garibaldi.
Oh hey AJ! It's me, that really annoying, sweaty, Brit who keeps moaning about music!
18.11.2024 18:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The human body is 60% water, so technically, we're all just cucumbers with anxiety.
18.11.2024 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just to let everyone know, no email has ever found me well!
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