maya

maya

@shitpostacolyte.bsky.social

known homosexual | dog dyke | she/they

266 Followers 305 Following 382 Posts Joined Jun 2023
1 day ago
a smooth collie wearing a graduation cap -- his name is Leon :)

my loathsome cigarette dog, Leon, graduated from doggy school today -- he got his master's degree in money laundering 💕

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when they aired teletubbies in the states they just cut out the episodes where the teletubbies discovered a pack of cigs in the idyllic green landscape and smoking it made them uneasy with their utopian existence and violent with each other. it's a very different show in the UK

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ウチらの青春だ 放っておいてくれ

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2 days ago

From the Archives, circa 2020

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lmfao. some things never die

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🚗Mini Cooper 💿Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec
🎮PlayStation 2 🗓️2001

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Black and white photograph of a defaced Fiat 127 Palio billboard. The original advertisement reads "If it were a lady, it would get its bottom pinched", with graffiti added "If this lady was a car she'd run you down". The Fiat logo is present below. A person walks past in the foreground.

My favourite piece of graffiti.
Also, there were a hairdresser, near where I lived in Islington, on the Caledonian road, called, "BOBBITS, the best cut of all"

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2 days ago

that's *right* my man knows what's what

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🚨🇮🇹 Gigi D’Agostino banned Country Music in Italy
He said, “It is not an Italian value, but an American degeneracy.”

The Italian Ministry of Sound confirmed that any cowboy hats detected within 500 m of a discoteca will result in immediate deportation to Nashville.

Your thoughts on this?

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2 days ago
black and white photo of someone sitting at a computer while the actual player is standing up holding the virtual baseball bat, ready to swing, staring at the monitor, a wire leading from the bottom of the accessory, under the desk. a plant and bookcases are in the background.

interactive baseball accessory, pc (1996) archive.org/details/vide...

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3 days ago
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finding intel xeon engineering samples on aliexpress for the price of an average takeaway dinner:

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3 days ago

really funny how cities skylines ended up taking the city builder crown pretty much doing the same thing as this game but well. truly there's nothing electronic arts can't mismanage when they put their minds to it

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'SimCity' released on this day in 2013.

The return after a decade to Maxis' city-building franchise was met with widespread scrutiny of its "Always Online" DRM, and hampered by a litany of technical issues. The closure of Maxis Emeryville can be directly tied to said debacle.

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4 days ago

aw heck yes folks we’re doubling up on Alternate Future Head Units today: I completely missed that this 205 had a Blaupunkt Sylt SQM 108 in it, which is absolutely period correct and comes from a longer than you’d expect line of gooseneck head units from Blaupunkt

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My phone just generated a memories reel of pictures of Saejima as though he’s a real person I know and take a lot of photos of

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Graham linehan, that British guy obsessed with trans people and genitals. He is standing with some other guy, presumably also a dumb creep. Graham is bigger than the man, but more noticeable is how big his head is. You'd genuinely think it was photoshopped. However big you are imagining, dial it up another 20%.

Chemtrails are no joke. This boy, pictured here with his father to the right, was exposed to one chemtrail and woke up the next morning like this.

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re4 inventory, meticulously organized. weapons along the left, going from top to bottom: pistol, TMP, shotgun, rifle. each weapons ammo is stored directly to the right of the weapon (except for a bonus 3 rifle rounds which unfortunately have to be stored where i keep shotgun ammo). flashbang top row next to the pistol rounds. all healing items in top right. Also there is a giant fish in the middle

mods are asleep post your resident evil 4 inventory setup NOW

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It's worse than we thought, Snake.
New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy. PTT
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There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy.
Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.
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4 days ago

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

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the ios8 wave hoax that was allegedly meant to make iphones charge via microwaves

rt to fool a bluesky dev

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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

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A white Ferrari 308 GTB Michelotto Gr.4 parked in a museum.

1978 Ferrari 308 GTB Michelotto Gr.4

picture: Wistula https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ferrari-Museum_Maranello_7.JPG under CC BY-SA 3.0

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2 weeks ago

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

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🚗Nissan 350Z 💿Gran Turismo 4
🎮PlayStation 2 🗓️2004

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6 days ago
Black crowned night heron in  a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

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5 days ago
1993 Autozam AZ-1 LB40 1993 Autozam AZ-1 LB40 1993 Autozam AZ-1 LB40 1993 Autozam AZ-1 LB40

good morning, here’s a good reminder to us that the LB40 kit is on sale and also that this world will never not be capable of whimsy

libertywalk.co.jp/stock/lb-wor...

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2 weeks ago

go and watch Ahoys video about this burger www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4EF...

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