i don’t think it’s THAT funny but okay
saw wake up dead man and it made really want to queen out and listen to showtunes with benoit blanc
finally. Bel
The game looks incredible!! Huge congrats!! Would love to see it come to console someday!!!
actual footage of me reading this issue (complimentary)
sorry guys
please blue jays
walked in on something weird
one of my least favourite things to come out of the pandemic era (or at least that’s when i started to notice it) is people who listen to their phones on full blast in public. WHY! WHY DO I ALSO NEED TO HEAR YOUR FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS?!
where are my The Year Without a Santa Claus stans
🎵friends call me sink mizer
whatever i touch
starts to wash in my clutch
i’m too much🎶
Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame
had a dream that my fiancé and i bought a really funky house and i’ve been pissed off all morning that it isn’t real
took this picture walking into work the other day and it is a very apt metaphor for how some of my recent days there have been going
ooh, okay, good to know — one of the reasons I’m considering changing it is all of those annoying legal/legal-adjacent snafus!
mutuals/followers who are married: did you take your partner’s last name or not? (or did they take yours?) pros/cons of whichever choice you made?
DK (Da joKer)
having a summer cold should be illegal
not a slight against pet owners! just an acknowledgment of my Issues
thinking about getting a new water bottle and pretty sure i’m doing more research/putting more thought into it/worrying more about it than some people do into adopting a pet
pain is having to watch your team lose on a 2-storey digital screen at work
ooh, i hadn’t even thought about the repairs being the reason!! the more you know!
other observation from this trip: banff avenue was so, SO much better in every possible way when it was pedestrian-only and it is baffling and infuriating to me that they reverted it
i never understand the people i see online who refuse to drink tap water but if i lived in calgary i think i would be pushed to the brink! shoutout to edmonton tap water
it weirdly has an almost oceanic taste, which i am fine with in places that are near the ocean (halifax is one example) but calgary! you are right next to the MOUNTAINS! NO EXCUSES!
i always half-joke about how nice it is to come home to edmonton tap water whenever i go out of town but genuinely what on earth is wrong with calgary tap water
it’s wild to read the names of people you know in government scandals LMAO
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
