gabo

grocery store cart machine labeled “cart manager XD”

i don’t think it’s THAT funny but okay

saw wake up dead man and it made really want to queen out and listen to showtunes with benoit blanc

photo of my hand holding a giant-sized babybel cheese

finally. Bel

The game looks incredible!! Huge congrats!! Would love to see it come to console someday!!!

actual footage of me reading this issue (complimentary)

sorry guys

please blue jays

a photo from the antique mall — vintage dolls of batman, number one from the star trek pilot, scotty, and spock (in the background, watching) all in a suggestive-ish pile

walked in on something weird

one of my least favourite things to come out of the pandemic era (or at least that’s when i started to notice it) is people who listen to their phones on full blast in public. WHY! WHY DO I ALSO NEED TO HEAR YOUR FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS?!

where are my The Year Without a Santa Claus stans

a photo of the sanitizer machine at gabby’s work. it is labelled “sinkmizer”

🎵friends call me sink mizer
whatever i touch
starts to wash in my clutch
i’m too much🎶

Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame

had a dream that my fiancé and i bought a really funky house and i’ve been pissed off all morning that it isn’t real

a mysterious toilet sits shattered on the ground

took this picture walking into work the other day and it is a very apt metaphor for how some of my recent days there have been going

ooh, okay, good to know — one of the reasons I’m considering changing it is all of those annoying legal/legal-adjacent snafus!

mutuals/followers who are married: did you take your partner’s last name or not? (or did they take yours?) pros/cons of whichever choice you made?

DK (Da joKer)

having a summer cold should be illegal

not a slight against pet owners! just an acknowledgment of my Issues

thinking about getting a new water bottle and pretty sure i’m doing more research/putting more thought into it/worrying more about it than some people do into adopting a pet

the stanley milner digital wall displaying the oilers’ loss

pain is having to watch your team lose on a 2-storey digital screen at work

ooh, i hadn’t even thought about the repairs being the reason!! the more you know!

other observation from this trip: banff avenue was so, SO much better in every possible way when it was pedestrian-only and it is baffling and infuriating to me that they reverted it

i never understand the people i see online who refuse to drink tap water but if i lived in calgary i think i would be pushed to the brink! shoutout to edmonton tap water

it weirdly has an almost oceanic taste, which i am fine with in places that are near the ocean (halifax is one example) but calgary! you are right next to the MOUNTAINS! NO EXCUSES!

i always half-joke about how nice it is to come home to edmonton tap water whenever i go out of town but genuinely what on earth is wrong with calgary tap water

it’s wild to read the names of people you know in government scandals LMAO

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?