bfksjfkjdkf wait. i am soooo dramatic lmfso
it was for telling someone to lull themselves like damn we can’t even do that anymore??
twitter locked for a week so i’m back here now ig >__<
crying @ this bottom tryna shoot his shot. baby lemme hold your hand while i tell you this
the feeling of cropping a shirt >>
like who
gonna eat it?
omg 🥺 i am so
loved
absolutely need this bartender to slut me out
two of my oomfs posted the same sorry at the exact same time and i’m like hmmmm
white men who love latinos are so funny
actually need my cooter are from the back tonight
finished my databases class for the semester 😍 hey bloomfies
i get at all giddy about someone and my fyp wants to send me all these tarot readings telling me love is coming for me
on my gay shit tonight fuck it
bloomf be like bloomf be like but they be the bloomf that be like
i miss when fat cock friday wasn’t as widespread as it is now. it was just a small community of people who enjoy fat cocks at first
there’s nothing worse than a man that loves attention. like here you go girl 🙄
got a second job to stay off the streets.. it’s for the community
friends that share trade together stay together ❤️
they need to invent shoplifting but for online shopping
roach smokers are crazy cause does your finger not burn??
my roomba is like another pet. i have to watch where i step bc she’s everywhere
i love being ominous and mysterious.. like hey…
awww taking myself out on a little date :3
i’m sad someone come eat it :(
i hate a “we met already” ass bitch
manager said i can clock out at 1 today like ohhhh im about to suck him off
BEEN over!! like mama.. why am i still here
first thing i do in the morning is shit on bitches
