Just pay him already

4 in a row on the road

YOUR philadelphia phillies are six (6) games ahead of the lolmets

eric andre squints through opera glasses with a crude phillies hat

Kyle Schwarber has now homered at least once in 13 straight series

The Phillies have been blessed with exceptional talent for the majority of my life. Kyle is already up there with the best of them. We need to give him the chance to cement being the best ever

#ringthebell

We live in a timeline where certain sentences that should never be written are factually accurate

if you blink you'll miss it

Hope you got to meet my guy Ben and can't wait to see this

Oh my fucking God I love him #ringthebell

THE GREAT MOTHER PHUCKING SCHWARBINO #ringthebell

There isn't a single advancement in non white male rights that are safe at this point

Good luck y'all it's gonna get uglier

ken dilanian: DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro just raised a legitimate issue that has long been debated in DC: Is the legal system tough enough on juveniles who commit serious crimes. A lot of residents believe it is not. But as she said, changing that situation would require a change in the law—it’s not going to be impacted by a federal takeover of the police department.

watching national reporters who live in DC do this is really embarrassing. no one speaking at this conference was raising a legitimate issue.

Office of redundancy office ass skeet Michael 😭

Real "other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play" energy tbh

Lamar's TD numbers are inflated by the forward pass and we should go back to real football

I mean, seriously people, what the fuck are we doing here. Titles are the only thing that matter in the end, that's why you play the game in the first place

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See?

there are of course the racist robber barons that are just like him but for the "regular" people who with a straight face say they support him for rooting out corruption, swamp etc are flat out fucking marks

The Onion being on an all time heater is always bittersweet because they can't be exceptional when things are normal

That being said, lol, lmao even

"Restaurantless" is the most MAGA adjective imaginable.

"I've been tossed out of every Cheddar's, Olive Garden won't serve me, Logan's Roadhouse ignores my pleas, and Benihana rejects my bookings...all because I said Pinot Grigio was for queerbots."

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

I'll say this until I'm blue in the face, if Jalen Hurts was white, and had this resume, they'd be talking about him in Bradyesque terms.

I’m quoting this because it is a very fair point for which I have an answer: The first thing is to recognize that in a democracy there is no such thing as “ the majority.” Instead, there are many and multiple overlapping majorities that can be assembled from different parts of the whole.

Already reaching levels of "putting my teams jersey on the Rocky statue" levels of stupid 🦅🏈

Love to see FBI agents with accounting degrees walking the streets of DC bullying homeless people instead of doing their jobs because a DOGE cybercriminal named "Big Balls" got beat up by a 15 year old.

Ugh I love this movie and it's been way too long since I've watched it

Judge Engelmayer rejects Trump DOJ's rationale:

"Its entire premise—that the Maxwell grand jury materials would bring to light meaningful new information about Epstein's and Maxwell's crimes, or the Government's investigation into them—is demonstrably false."

A perfect distillation of AI right here 😂 #yourewelcome😊

Pennsylvania wins the Little League Softball World Series in a 1-0 game over Indiana

…what does dhs think the lyric “I used to move snowflakes by the O.Z.” means?