What they won't teach you in school is that HitchBOT got off easy, if we're being honest
Philly girls built differently
The decision, length of time to get it, and judgement amount are exactly why these things keep happening
THANK YOU FOR FIXING A PROBLEM THAT DOESN'T EXIST PRESIDENT BIG BOY BEST PRESIDENT
Never should have stopped calling them weirdos
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Alternatively, honoring Kobe's legacy as that's exactly what he'd say on and off the court
Respectfully, eat shit. Those kids were expelled, arrested, and targeted relentlessly by their school administrations with the specific goal of preventing further protest. Eighteen year old kids were held down and maced by campus security, hit point blank with tear gas canisters by riot cops.
“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan
WIRED named the DOGE operative accused here of planning to take Social Security data to his new job. It's John Solly, and he works for the government contractor Leidos, a company that has millions in contracts with SSA.
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Cristopher Sanchez had to tell this reporter to hold on because he couldn’t understand a word he was saying 😭
Get Out
Man fuck these dickheads
This site has the juice lol
using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him
I've long wanted to get @theonion.com in print but I'm fairly certain this last headline drives home I already should have
How are they so good at this
Like a glove for this town
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.
People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)
Timeline synergy 🧑🏻🍳💋
OFC
🚨BIG STORY: The prosecutor that Trump's DOJ appointed to investigate the Epstein Files was the chairman of - and has ongoing investments in - one of the major companies that has a potentially huge financial stake in the probe's outcome, according to documents reviewed by @levernews.com.
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Sent my kid to school in shorts and a tshirt. He’s never gonna trust me again.
Imagine ending up dead in the back of a Sprinter because a smelly old pedophile was bored and decided to bomb schoolchildren
New PTFO — with @timmiller.bsky.social and @wyattcenac.com! — about Stephen A. pulling out; Kristi and Corey's blankie; Sen. Markwayne Mullin's history of fighting; and how America is apparently ruled by MMA now. youtu.be/Tuwj0ZKiBoU?...
SCREAMING at Holly Rowe leaving the sourcing in her tweet and revealing it came from the league. Holly’s never been a journalist but this is fully amateur hour from a long-time member of the media.
Since Trump is addressing the nation tonight, I can't help but think back to one of the strangest TV moments I've ever experienced: Sarah Palin singing Baby Got Back on The Masked Singer right into Trump's COVID address
I had no idea that bow tie had legit haters but this is top notch heckling
My daughters are going to be extremely happy until they realize they have to wait "forever" for it to come out
