warrior cop

warrior cop

@wyattprivilege.bsky.social

28,144 Followers 466 Following 2,685 Posts Joined May 2023
8 hours ago

Fourth Circuit holds growers just as valid as showers, not stupid kind of penis at all

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20 hours ago

Good idea. Should we hyperbolically paint anyone with different views as some kind of antisocial villain or

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20 hours ago

Good morning everyone. Let’s mix it up today and have some laughs founded on coping and blackpilled cynicism

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1 day ago

I want y’all to shut the fuck up, so we can eat worms and eggs

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1 day ago
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2 days ago

It does make you act crazy watching an atrocity you are powerless to stop, but when you don’t even try, you end up like this guy doing an impression of Lady Macbeth washing her hands in her sleep and talking to herself

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2 days ago

The only reason I can make out why protests haven’t continued at the same volume and speed for 2.5 years is probably it was a conspiracy

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2 days ago

Bet these assholes feel real dumb now for trying to stop something they couldn’t. Should have just supported it!

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2 days ago

The people they thought they could actually influence had the cops beat the shit out of them for a year and now they’re not talking so tough to the rabid dogs who took over, very telling

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2 days ago

You’re very confused about who is making the bad faith argument

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4 days ago

I don’t feel like making any inconvenient sacrifices for my beliefs. Cool if I paint everyone who does as an idiot and a failure

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4 days ago
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Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

and notice how he doesn't form a commission to outlaw doing steroids and jacking off

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5 days ago

Involuntary horf noise here

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5 days ago

With some quick thinking, I was able to inhale the entire fart into my mouth, thereby winning the exchange

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5 days ago

Thank you buddy that’s a great tip 👍

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5 days ago

Son just presented me with what he clearly believes is a top tier lifehack: when someone farts, you don’t smell it if you just breathe in through your mouth

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5 days ago

I mean it is kind of raining when someone pisses on you. Not really sure where you’re going with this one

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5 days ago

Sounds like a great bag to me. Possible you misidentified the bag actually

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1 year ago

I’m stupid and I need to shut the fuck up
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5 days ago

One of the bits I’ve always posted is turning idioms around, and I just realized the origin is trying to piss my dad off when he would do all his little tough guy sayings. I think ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag looks nice dad

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5 days ago
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6 days ago

i am hearing that any draft would only involve verified bluesky users

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6 days ago

TICK

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6 days ago

In both cases I’m mostly liking the logic, lemme check the premises real qu

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6 days ago

Yuuuuuup

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6 days ago

Geordi leaning on bulkhead outside Dr. Brahms quarters, straightening up and hurriedly changing setting on visor as you approach

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6 days ago

🧵

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6 days ago

Reading the wikipedia for oil…you guys might wanna check this shit out

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6 days ago

they stole an hour from women

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