warrior cop

That’s what I was thinking of but I think the sentiment is common enough

All that grad school and you didn’t even learn that it’s different when I do it

Pretty disgusting when people interpret history to mean I can’t murder unlimited children

The evil acts of people I identify with ❤️🥹😍🥰

I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.

You tryin to get this harvest

I want to take the care with this that it requires and not be swayed by personal involvement (tying you to railroad tracks)

(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth

(Flying second plane into towers) trying to come from a good place here

"As I unspool this strange tale over the coming days, I’ll do my best not to let anger or pettiness guide me" I say as I plan a multi part artillery barage directed at my ex

Lizza living every jilted person’s dream of saving receipts for a critical moment

I am a river you are my canyon

It reminded me a little of when I read Catch 22 as a kid. I thought all the characters must be super exaggerated parodies. Then I was in the navy and found out, no, all those guys are just archetypes of actual people you meet all the time

Guys like Stallone are still trying to play the mystery meat GH ogre frame with a straight face, but Penn gets that he turned himself into a freak and just goes with it

I think Penn as Lockjaw has gotta be the best performance I’ve seen all year. With extra credit for playing his GH orc frame for laughs

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

We need a second order reckoning of all the clowns who’ve definitely been blocking for this guy for him to keep it up this long

Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times

Fuck yes dude TV theorycraft dummies are back

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

He’s invincible, and already tired of your shit. You have a few seconds left

Jason Statham in, Tough Talk 13

Hey I read a popular article on the subject of your joke so I’m gonna go ahead and recap that in your replies to make sure you’re aware of the thing you brought up

sorry man we're not doing this. time to go

NYT: Epstein emails recall bygone era of old New York with teenage debutantes

GOP congressman posting screenshot of straight up child porn: this is what they took from us

INBOX: MAMDANI to Allow ARABIC Numerals to be Taught in Public Schools

I was hoping to make a character my entire personality but then the screenwriter introduced a flaw, right at me, and I feel li

Oh no I just saw it in a thread on some forum

A little confused that this movie isn’t explicitly flattering the character I want to identify with?