Miriam

Because now I'm a burden. If I ask it's not because you care it's because I asked and you felt obligated. Every goddamn day it's so clear that I am the last choice, the leftover, "oh well you're here I guess you'll do" I am NEVER the first choice. I just want to matter.

"why didn't you just ask" "why didn't you tell me" "if you would've just said" I DON'T WANT TO. I want to MATTER. I want to be important enough that someone cares. I shouldn't *have* to ask to matter.

It's my #birthday, buy me a #coffee!

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

You reckon Elmo might have a copy of the Epstein files just lyin' around?

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs man who spent $250M getting the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party elected.

My reaction:

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

Sorry to step away from the catfight, but we’ve got a win! A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s attempt to dismantle AmeriCorps halting the termination of grants and its volunteer network!

WAIT A GOTDAMN MINUTE-

Things you can only say to friends of 1 1/2 decades or more:

I'm bringing back personal ringtones for people texting. Giving every contact their own tone so I know how urgently to respond to the message

There's no possible way Shoebill Storks just EXIST like that. THOSE are not real. When people say "birds are robots" they mean those things, specifically. Every single last one of them is an animatronic

Yellow Back Bumble Bee on purple flowers with a very fuzzy tan background.

Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight

I should probably sleep more before trying to have a decent conversation 🤦🏻‍♀️

Marbury v Madison is a seminal case from 1803 that holds that the federal courts must determine the constitutionality of the actions of the other two branches of government. Hope that helps, Stephen.

Sparkling aftershave sounds more painful than the regular aftershave

Life is sucky. Pizza would make it better.

$steamwitchmimo
@steamwitchmimo

Laws don't matter if you're rich enough. And now he has the entirety of the US Treasury to pay with.

Mentally, this is where I’m at today.

🌎

Squinting daggers at more oligarch BS stunts around TikTok, and the ring kissing from people I used to respect. Taking a break to do mundane improvements to my little bubble today because this all feels too dystopian.

Town: Our doctors, nurses, teachers etc. can no longer afford to live in our community, we’re proposing to make it easier to build more housing.

Residents: NO!

—1 year later—

Residents: Why’s my favorite restaurant closing? Why do I wait 5 hours at the hospital?

Town: 😐

Red panda! Will be in the fc art show.
#artpost

Wolves playing up by Old Faithful. Standing on a sinter bed with long grass behind them Fall.

Say if you get an urge and you like our content give us a follow, If you're really bored and getting tired of doom scrolling

retweet and repeat.

Thank you thank you thank you 😇

endless field of arrowleaf flowers.

Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight

a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down but for this carrot i'mma need a whole damn cake grandma