Heather

It’s been a while since I saw a pixie Stix, but these middle schoolers have consumed enough to fuel an army 5000 strong.

Happy Halloween, loves 🎃👻

I’m so jealous

Hey kids, want me to show you this cool trick with fire? …. Adding to the ever growing list of things I probably shouldn’t but do say to my kids. 🙃🔥

We are getting new windows and the installation guys are here. They pointed to something on the ledge outside of Carter’s room and asked what it was and I said, “Oh that’s owl poop. Look! You can see the tiny bones!”
I have either scared them or gain respect. Unsure at this time.

Back to back insurance calls require my stress relief fidget 🤓 Just a girl and her fidget, trying not to cuss out a rep ✌🏻😎

One of my favorite things about spending time with Heather B. is we never know what fun we will end up doing 😁

So bummed I missed you guys but I hope you had a blast! 🖤🏴‍☠️

🦄✨💜🤍

Recreating Scott’s picture with the Lonely Island couple from 2023 at today’s TBCC.

So happy to be back in the Bay Area for a week 💚🌉🚎

I held a 2 minute plank for the first time since high school and I’m going to celebrate once I pick myself up off the floor 🥳

Adult beverages must be kept discrete at the campsite so I’ve become the master of the pocket beverage. Shhhh you see nothing

Omg yesss going to use this today!

If anybody needs help or mutual aid or whatever, I feel like now is a really cool time to share that because things are about to get really dire for millions of people and we only have each other. Pls feel free to share here.

Him: no it’s a front pack and it has a hook for my net
Me: fanny packs with clip accessories, how genius!
Him: no… no…. They aren’t accessories it’s equipment. It’s not… it’s….. :::grumbles and walks away::::
😌😌😌

For example: one of the guys came back with a fly fishing front pack and it went like this:
Me: OMG I Love your Fanny pack! So cute!
Him: it’s NOT a fanny pack it’s a front pack, and Frank has one too!
Me: matching fanny packs!?

Story time! The majority of the camping residents are boomer “good ‘ole boy” types and almost everyone loves the tangerine tyrant 😒 I have found the ✨most✨ joy in making girlie pop comments about their masculine activities. Please enjoy:

Happiness is going on a walk and meeting a cat with incredible toe beans 🤍

Scott didn’t want to put his new hat in the bag and risk bending it and didn’t want to wear it…. So I will 😏

It’s crazy times, here’s a peaceful spot to sit for a moment.

You’re just gonna post this and not give us a little teaser? How ruuuude.

I watched Dexter for the first time this year and after a few episodes I was texting my friends asking why they hadn’t told me he was autistic and then we got in to a discussion bc they were saying he wasn’t. I agree they didn’t intend for him to be but, come on.

It is, we went a year and a half ago and we all still talk about how perfect the trip was.

What I’d give to feel the salt spray and watch the sun set 🤍

Less than a second later my phone dropped in the water 🤦🏻‍♀️ Time for the waterproof case 😬

Glow Party Vibes

Trying to keep up the workout streak but Florida is trying her best to roast me. Uncool, Florida. We had an agreement that you wouldn’t act like a hotheaded brat until mid June.

It was a great read! The ending was so perfect too. I can’t wait to read Spirit Houses next. Well done, I’m officially hooked.