Liselle

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.

Now do Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard & Kash Patel.

grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O

Congratulations Mets fans on Juan Soto….also you should probably start saving now for those inevitable $100 nosebleeds, $30 beers and $15 hot dogs at Citi next season….oh and say goodbye to those sweet 2 for 1 weekday ticket deals

I am always excited about zombie movies, especially ones with Cillian Murphy. 🧟‍♂️

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I have found my people. I made everyone watch Mary Poppins yesterday.
Because well, Dick Van Dyke.

We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning

Timeless.

me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs

He cannot leave the Dodgers. 😭PAY the man what he wants!

Bluesky is amazing because I can actually follow what the f*ck is going on in the world again on a social media app. Finally.

We’ve been in twitter anger for so long! Opening Bluesky and not going in to fight or flight mode is rather refreshing.

I want every moment of this televised!
It’s really nice to see Djokovic doing this. It’s almost like he’s there to have fun besides just win.

I love that when I say "the good place" and "the bad place" everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about.

We are so lucky to have him in Dodger Blue!! 💙⚾️

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

I held on to twitter for so long because of all my baseball stuff. I’m hoping it makes its way over here. 💙⚾️

Me waiting for everyone to leave Twitter.