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26.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 203    🔁 38    💬 8    📌 0

Yo yo, how's it hanging, everybody?

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26.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 152    🔁 10    💬 9    📌 0
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lol sign worked

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24.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 238    🔁 37    💬 2    📌 1

We regret to announce the following layoffs, in alphabetical order. Halligan, Lindsey. That is all.

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a cartoon character is screaming with the words ah hell diddly-ding dong-crap can n't you morons do anything right Alt: a cartoon character is screaming with the words ah hell diddly-ding dong-crap can n't you morons do anything right
24.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 66    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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many thanks🙏

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I’d rather be a free man in my grave, than living as a puppet or a slave.

24.11.2025 15:25 — 👍 39    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

i'm glad you see it that way.

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oh my god. i'm glad you weren't harmed, whatever the circumstances.

24.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The man inexplicably wrote a better song for sitting on the dock of a bay than Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bay.

RIP

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjU8...

24.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 70    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
The Harder They Come
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic The Harder They Come

RIP, Jimmy Cliff

so as sure as the sun will shine
i'm gonna get my share of what's mine
and then they harder they come,
the harder they fall
one and all

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQr...

24.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 221    🔁 45    💬 8    📌 7
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pretty much his entire philosophy about everything

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That’s what 48 Hrs is for!

24.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just kidding there’s no way he cares about a movie with two non-white leads

24.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 125    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

maybe all this time he’s been saying Rush Hour, Rush Hour, Rush Hour

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Thanks for everything, DOGE. 🤡

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Kent Brockman announces "The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with the story all night, if we have to."

Kent Brockman announces "The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with the story all night, if we have to."

Worried about what else might happen today

22.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 82    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
Wapo headline GOp rep Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from House

Wapo headline GOp rep Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from House

Well clearly that Mamdani news is the biggest thing that’s going to happen today and I can safely log o—-

22.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 672    🔁 60    💬 18    📌 6
tweet by Senator Rick Scott: Here’s the new face of the Democrat party — a literal communist — on his way to the White House to be schooled by President Trump. quote tweeting Fox News: NEW: NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is all smiles as he boards a plane for Washington, D.C., ahead of his one-on-one meeting with President Trump at the White House.

tweet by Senator Rick Scott: Here’s the new face of the Democrat party — a literal communist — on his way to the White House to be schooled by President Trump. quote tweeting Fox News: NEW: NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is all smiles as he boards a plane for Washington, D.C., ahead of his one-on-one meeting with President Trump at the White House.

this post is still up as of 6 pm

21.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 1024    🔁 101    💬 30    📌 11

Zohran Mamdani: (wearing Phantom of the Opera mask) I’m pleased to announce President Trump has made me Prime Minister of the United States

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