Dave Itzkoff

Will Lewis (typing): ...and since I'd achieved all of my goals as CEO in two years, there was no need for a third.

Donald Trump is using social media the right way.

by Ezra Klein

You really have to feel for people who are so lonely they post stuff like this just to get attention

I'm just saying...

seriously, zoom in on RFK's face. he got a big whiff of something deeply unpleasant

don't tempt fate

you can see it on RFK Jr's face, and Burgum's wife too. They got a huge whiff of it. You'd say it smelled like roses, i'm sure

You'd be like, "Yes Mr. Trump, you smell so powerful. No odor at all."

You’d probably be right behind trump telling him how good he smells

I’m still laughing about trump crapping his pants on tv last week, honestly

It’s literally linked in my bio 🤣🤣

Seriously, are you ok?

Honestly man, don’t tweet when you’re drunk. People can tell

He has no idea who any of those people are

Weird thing to be scared of but ok

Why, what are you panicked about

Easily within the last year

You seem like you’re having trouble organizing your thoughts. Are you ok

And he’s cratering the republicans midterm chances too. I hope he keeps it up! 🤣

They’re all despised everywhere they go, its so goddamn funny

So many fuckups in one administration. You’d think trump crapping his pants on tv was the worst thing to happen to him in a week. But it somehow got even worse

And another one lmao

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

Another winner lmao lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

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Davone Madison on Instagram: "Trump audibly sh!ts himself on TV, and the immediately ends press conference. You can hear the 💩 sound right after the guy on the left says "coming out with new opioids"... 35K likes, 371 comments - iamdaymadison on February 2, 2026: "Trump audibly sh!ts himself on TV, and the immediately ends press conference. You can hear the 💩 sound right after the guy on the left sa...

preserved for all time now. too funny www.instagram.com/reels/DUQbsF...

i think it's so funny that all the things trump claimed about biden are now actually happening to trump, in full view of the public. it's like some kind of witchcraft he cast on himself

you think biden put on a trump costume and went into the oval office and shit his pants on tv in front of everyone? elaborate but probably not