I take it we're rounding up to 100% then?

Can't wait to see if he probed you for clues on the possibility of you also returning to the silver screen in Andy the Richterian.

Did the same thing with my wedding photos.

Better that than booing.

Similar thing happened to me when I shared a cubicle with Normie Daniels.

Hopefully someone can clip it for you and post it on YouTube or something so that we Continentals can see!

I assumed it had gone over my head and that you were just smarter than me. Now I merely suspect it.

In the sense that "we" have herpes. Sorry again about that incidentally.

Oh my, I misspelled "Larson" somehow. Truly a superfan. Gerry would be rolling over in his grave.

There's still time to change the Mile High Cabin renovations to include an octagonal waterbed!

Donald loves you more than you could know.

Better that than a Dailymaily.

Now with the Chinese officials being themselves ceramic I find that it has surpassed my expectations and brought us to the intrametafarce zone of truly quality humor. Well done, sir.

I got it, but it is undercut by the fact that most of the objects are just globes...and not even evidently ceramic ones. And this is coming from a lame wordplay-exploiting Larsen fan.

Yes, the tricky part is finding the right amount and kind of exercise to do to maintain and then, well, not too easily finding excuses to opt out of that even.

It could have been something but it is most definitely not something as it stands.

90% wet, last few dry.

So we're talking about 30ish wipes each time?! Must be like crocodile leather down there.

Similar, only we named ours Bowser.

It's good to reduce the stigma(ta) around bald messiahs.

Very generous of you and lucky children who happen upon that mo--ohh

At the very least, we can all agree that if they had their druthers...

This is very cool. So assuming that it isn't strictly "writing", per se, but maybe some form of numerical record-keeping, are there troves of unearthed objects from that 35000 year gap that need to be reanalyzed through similar means to strengthen a potential case for cultural continuity?

Now her algorithm is trying to reconcile the incongruous information and pushing her AI slop videos of Thomas and Percy makeup tutorials.

The moment that a fess combines Gregg's, closeted homosexuality and ghastly personal hygiene is surely to be a devastating internet singularity.

I mean, scented candles are a thing, right?

That's the same reason I have for buying everything in its dipped-in-chocolate version whenever humanly possible. You know, in case someone asks me to watch their dog one day.

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Similar experience, only it was for the birth of my son...went home with twins. Sorry The Carlton family.

Are there any George Hamilton fans? Outside of the competitive tanning ranks, that is.

I have a similar rule, but it's four hours and it's for pants.

Oh wait, I read that wrong, you wrote "incoMPETent"!