Good thing he failed in that pursuit.
The Law Offices of Bondi, Hutz, Hyperchicken & Zuckerkorn
"I am become dumb, destroyer of my own reputation."
They deserve to be permanently sealed alone in a room with a loaded gun instead of any food or water.
Gosh it sure would be a shame if people were to post them somewhere else, now.
The question to ask her immediately after she says that is, "Well, when are you deploying, bitch?"
who could have seen this coming
President Trump introduces America's new "Fertility Czar."
Charlie Kirk Syndrome is a genetic condition characterized by hydrocephalus, often paired with a relatively small face and Cenobite-like gumline.
In its later stages, serious cases of Charlie Kirk Syndrome can result in the afflicted person's neck fatally exploding for no particular reason.
Anyone deliberately creating technology which INCREASES this should be automatically charged with crimes against humanity.
How many drones loaded with C4 crashed into their heads during that construction project?
"Explain it to me like I'm 1."
"Brrrrrr here comes the airplane!"
Oh you think digging a canal through a mountain is tough? Try doing it while drones loaded with C4 crash into your head every 20 minutes.
One hand jacks off Jeffrey, the other one Bubba.
Wouldn't Mar-A-Lago make more sense as a higher-priority target?
FBI warns that Iranian sleeper cells may have infiltrated American construction equipment with plans to assemble it into giant, "devastating" robot.
Yeah we are.
That terminology could be used to describe more than one of them, to be fair.
Drop the piano on Kegsbreath's head, to see if the keys replace his teeth like in a cartoon.
Which one is the altered photo and which is the original? They all look ridiculous.
He should try standing on the front lines.
Maybe we should start taking bets on which of these staff members will be the first to die?
Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.
Ben's trying to emulate that guy from FLCL.
Bring back spitting on any who don't.
