Mr. Frog eating a man.
12.10.2025 08:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@deephurting.bsky.social
Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) http://thisishistorictimes.com/
Mr. Frog eating a man.
12.10.2025 08:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jared Leto as the rapping dog from Titanic: The Legend Goes On.
12.10.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pretty sure the only movies this wouldn't ruin would be any that included Rasputin as a character, and then only if he were cast as Rasputin, specifically.
He'd probably be a shitty Bartok the Bat.
Kangaroo cuddles frog.
"Hey, look! Those frogs are eating all their crops!"
12.10.2025 04:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Lemme just finish my thought."
You can finish it by feeding yourself a bullet, fucko.
Say that the money can only be used to pay for gender transition surgery.
12.10.2025 04:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"GIANT FROGS, GIANT FROGS,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
BACK TO YOU."
โLewis Black
What's Mike Johnson's primary heritage?
Let's make that the most bullied country in the world.
Trump lawyers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxyu...
Trump lawyers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf_i...
Trump lawyers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRZq...
Every Trump lawyer is either Lionel Hutz, Barry Zuckerkorn or the Hyperchicken from Futurama.
12.10.2025 01:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ICE basically works for Barabbas.
12.10.2025 01:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the best part of Tron: Ares was when Tron said "IT'S ARESIN' TIME" and aresed all over those guys
12.10.2025 00:53 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fuck you.
11.10.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't post AI-generated shit.
11.10.2025 22:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I genuinely suspect RFK, Jr. murdered his previous wife and dressed it up to look like a suicide.
11.10.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Republican Party officially declares itself the party of disease.
11.10.2025 22:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In the future, the cost of re-establishing the office should be charged directly to the Trump Organization, and if that organization runs out of money before the bill is fully paid, seize the remainder from the bank accounts and holdings of each of his awful children.
11.10.2025 22:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Make RFK, Jr. A Heroin Addict Again
11.10.2025 10:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everyone makes fun of Donald Trump by saying he slathers his face with cheap, orange makeup, but those people are wrong! It's actually varnish.
11.10.2025 10:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This room looks like it would be very upsetting to a Sim.
11.10.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bsky.app/profile/deep...
11.10.2025 10:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I'm not going to be sucked into defending Gaetz or his actions.
But"
WITH THE TELEGRAM, ONE CLOUD LIFTS, AND ANOTHER DESCENDS: SKELETON MR. NIBBLES, RESCUED, ALIVE, WELL, AND OF NORMAL SIZE, SOME 8,000 MILES AWAY IN A LIFEBOAT, WITH NO MEMORY OF WHERE HE HAS BEEN OR HOW HE WAS SEPARATED FROM HIS CAPSULE.
11.10.2025 10:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you showed him this video he would just think he was looking in a mirror and needed to pancake on more Dollar Tree bronzer.
11.10.2025 10:14 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe that's a flowery way of saying "demented?"
11.10.2025 10:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Replies are still open in this thread: bsky.app/profile/jenn...
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