Kentucky Fried Electrician

Puerto Rican electrician buddy of mine just called looking for work. His boss only had work on the Texas side of the Mexican border and he refused to get deported to El Salvador. Kinda fucked that US Citizens are afraid to work in the US for fear of Fed agents. Even stranger, he feels safer in KY.

I went to treatment for alcoholism and heroin addiction and it was covered by Obamacare. I got sober, got my Master’s and Contractor’s licenses. I’ve created jobs and paid millions in taxes.

Medicaid was an investment that paid off.

Millions will lose this life saving opportunity.

Assholes sold America out for a laugh. They’ll never acknowledge their responsibility. They’ll hide behind the line, “I’m just a comedian.”

If Qatar wanted to curry the favor of the American people, their ruler would have given free medicine to the millions of seniors rationing their prescriptions, not one used plane to a billionaire.

Took an emergency service call this morning to repair service damaged in last night’s storm. House number across the street was 8647, and had a MAGA sticker on truck. I called police to report a threat against the President. I’m out here saving America.

If you’re building a guillotine, remember to shop local.

Since due process is not guaranteed, are we expected to exercise our 2nd Amendment rights if ICE agents attempt to detain and send us to a foreign gulag?

44m people have seen the White House officially tell the world that the only acceptable response to being kicked in the balls is, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

Fuck this goddamn loser.

A serious country would never elect a carnival barker with no impulse control.

Some are smart enough to know that the pitchforks and guillotines are coming.

If Trump manages to ruin the US economy, those Trump bucks might actually be worth the paper they’re printed on.

Surface mining is killing Appalachia.
It’s polluting our water, clogging our streams with silt and heavy metals. It is still giving miners black lung and our politicians are paid to look the other way as they eliminate regulations.

Remember when they were coming to audit Fort Knox?
Remember when they were going to release the Epstein files?
Remember when he was going to end the war in Ukraine?

President Lame Duck McClickbait just sold pardons and gave his donors no-bid government contracts.

I’ve actually bragged to buddies from Europe that we didn’t need any documentation to cross state lines.

We all exercised greater operational security when buying bags of grass than these clowns used to send Americans into combat.

Only the deluded can defend this.

I exercised greater operational security when buying bags of grass than these clowns used to send Americans into combat.

Plumber was running his yap about English being the national language.

I informed him that he’s no longer allowed to call Nevada, Colorado or Florida by those names.

Anyone want to inform the MAGAs in Snowy, Reddish, or Flowery?

an elderly man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window . ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window .

Helping son fill out college applications and his mother is furious that he included “Little Lebowski Urban Achiever” as a civic activity.

I hope the admissions office has a sense of humor.

It’s odd that the losers that claim school shootings are false flag events never consider that maybe Teslas are being burned for insurance because no one wants to own a fascist lightning rod.

Millions of American bros think this equates to “doing your own research”.

FIRST ONE DOWN. OTEGA IS THE MAN! #BBN

The Democratic Party learned nothing from losing in 2024.

The Democratic Party is without leadership. They are now applying the lube for the Republican Party.

By talking shit about Musk, liberals have MAGAs rushing to Tesla to buy the latest Nazicar. We have moved America one step closer to making the planet better by putting more EVs on the road.

Elon says people at getting paid to ruin Tesla stock value?

Who’s been holding out on me?

I’ve been shitting on those cars for a decade and haven’t seen a dime.

Price to install circuitry for a Tesla charger has increased dramatically in my area.

Told a plumber this on the job site today as he was defending Trump’s economic ideas.

“You’re watching a kid running around with a hammer, knocking holes in walls. You’re telling others that the carpenter knows what he’s doing.

He’s a child with shit in his britches arbitrarily swinging a hammer.”

Despite the billions in new no-bid contracts, Tesla’s stock is down 40% since Inauguration Day.

That seems bad for shareholders.

I’m hearing of problems over at Twitter. How will the propagandists know which lie to propagate if Elon can’t say, “Wow!”?

Yesterday, a $2.4m electrical project was scrapped at a factory in Kentucky because tariffs made the expansion not worth the investment.

It would’ve added to a production line and increased employment. Tariffs cost us more than they understand