Whiskers

Kevin smith shared a story: Ben Affleck’s young son said the FedEx guy was the Joker (because of the uniform color), so Batfleck quickly tips the driver 20$, explains the situation, and then starts yelling and cursing out the Joker and “protects” the home. It became a running joke with that driver

The vibe was he says the “that’s how you do it motherfucker!” part loudly, in his head

I remember this one comedian had a priest on his podcast, and was talking about performance. “When I come off stage after nailing a set, I might say “that’s how you do it motherfucker!”, do priest do the same thing?”

“I do get a thrill when the sermon is well received, so yes … I don’t swear.”

I talked my way out of my parents looking at my report card beginning my freshman year, the bargain being: you don’t look at my grades, and I promise to show up to every class. I won’t get in trouble, and IF THE TEACHER DOES THEIR JOB, I WILL learn everything they say.

Ah, had to double check, over here we called it TAG, talented and gifted. In 2nd grade they called a parent-teacher meeting to discuss my test scores, but ultimately never got put in TAG or AP courses because I refused to do homework, or things like show my work in math.

*cough*

My awareness of social cues has me figuring out I’d been flirted with years after the fact

Yes. I’m a portlander, and if the news is to believed, I’m clambering over smoldering ruins and corpses to get to work everyday

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

I go to Pizza Nostra for cheese bread and Stromboli. There’s a couple locations. I haven’t tried their regular pizza

The garlic bread was good. But not enough to justify the sacrifice for everything else

two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying `` twinkle twinkle baby '' . Alt: two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying `` twinkle twinkle baby '' .

I don’t remember the last time I saw one of his in theaters. Maybe “Be Cool”?

My first night in my neighborhood I tried an all gluten free vegan pizza place on my block.

Once.

My current pizza place is 2 miles to get what it i’m after

GORILLAZ went on a 7 year hiatus, and their return album was … fine. Maybe 3-4 tracks that felt like they belonged in canon.

That’s how I remember it

As of last night a judge blocked deployment of other states’ national guard from being sent to Oregon.

Its clear for the moment.

The apprenticeship program pays in nibbles of chicken

I wanted to have my cake and eat it too

@tichatnwa.bsky.social

Unfortunately I made a vow to never log off twitter, “until they throw the servers in the ocean”. 😞

Violent thugs are terrorizing Americans and they were sent by the White House.

Now’s my time to shine and it has nothing to do with my ex who had a collection of dog tags she’s stolen from all the soldiers she hooked up with.

YouTube video by Free & Full Movies & Shows Lawrence Of Arabia 1962 | Full Movie

1 hour into this, got hours left till bedtime

youtu.be/xc0LIqZVhM8?...

G’mornin

I’d seen these on YouTube a couple years back, and they are remarkably effective. The gas cartridge is good for multiple uses, and the rodent falls out afterward, so one trap can get many.

“Oh, noooo! Golly!”

*in a Gumby voice

I’m here because I just ordered a 2025 tin, never tried it. Aesthetically pleasing, I hope it lives up to the hype

Oh no, millennial experience just clicked: that feeling in the workplace when mixed aged adults are conversing, and you’re the only one who can understand what everyone is saying. Witnessing terminally online youths chit chatting with grey haired folks who barely adopted YouTube.

(Siiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhh…

…) these fucking people

And a (chatgpt written) book deal, and a cameo in a post-Taken style action movie starring an 80’s actor proving that HE’S STILL GOT IT.