matmatician

matmatician

@matmatician.bsky.social

πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈConjurer of Cheap Tricks 🌳 Speaker to Trees 🌊 Enjoyer of Creeksides β˜€οΈ Sunbeam Dustmote Enthusiast πŸͺ© Dance Music Consumption Vessel πŸˆπŸ• Overseer of Entirely Too Many Animals ↖️ Citizen of Cascadia 😬 Producer of non-AI Cringe

196 Followers 92 Following 244 Posts Joined Jan 2025
7 months ago
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Fall in love with the little things
The way the sunlight hits the spice rack
Knowing that beam is just for you
The way it all looks this second
Because now is all we have
So why not fall in love with it
The things outside this moment
Are then's problems
But right now
Is mine
And beautiful

#poetry

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8 months ago
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A clipped plant watching the weeds grow
And a security camera peering into its reflection
Isn't life like that?
Longing for a freedom we lost
Staring at a fragment of ourselves
I hope the lens and the eucalyptus
Find solace in each other

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8 months ago
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It used to be a toy was a toy
Not a facsimile
Of a ball and chain.
Thankfully,
My son decided to use his
As a feather weight
Lest his real treasure
Fly away on the breeze.

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9 months ago
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Bo Burnham's Country Song | Netflix Is A Joke YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke

When you hear that mandolin
You can bet im pandering

youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?...

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9 months ago

Oh man, Lila: An Inquiry into Morals by Robert Pirsig deep dives this topic. My brother @krkwood.bsky.social, If you haven't read it, I feel like you'd love it. The Zuni priest and how a body of believers deals with incorporating new doctrine or worldviews, specifically.

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9 months ago

Consciousness needs affordances unfortunately. Still waiting for the Prothean Beacons from Mass Effect to be invented so we can get around the spaghetti of words and save pasta for eating.

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10 months ago
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The mega corps pontificate
While talking heads and politicians proliferate
Maybe corporations
Are the more human

#poetry #pizza #politics

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10 months ago
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Sometimes I don't know
If I can put enough color
Into the world to fight the black and white.
But
I have to try.

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10 months ago

Man, you have such a cool, unique style! Thanks for sharing 😁

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10 months ago

Nah this mf eats corn like a hot dog

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10 months ago

You have no idea how fast I'd blurt out "then DROP A TRAIN ON EM" if I heard someone say this irl

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10 months ago

Often times I hear "baleeted" EVERY time

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10 months ago

Del Taco?

Will be in my head till I die

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10 months ago
Whoa! Is this what all sitemaps are like?! - Sitemap Did you know sitemaps were actually awesome 3D maps of websites?I At least this one is! Let's go back to a website!

There was no chance you make the grammar jokes you do, and have never seen Strongbad ridicule someone for a spelling error in a Sbmeail. The humor that defined an extremely niche generation lol. Don't forget to check out the site map!

homestarrunner.com/sitemap

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10 months ago

Now I need a Homestar/Avatar crossover where he does bending with his signature no arms

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10 months ago

Glad the truck driver's full bed and trailer full of ego emerged unharmed. Phew.

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10 months ago

Honeslty any jury that doesn't agree is not siding with justice

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10 months ago
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding the other 's hand . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding the other 's hand .

Honda Fit owners 🀝🏻 Fiat 500 owners

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10 months ago

I will die with our Fiat 500e (which we charge exclusively on a standard 110 outlet overnight, in accordance with T.C. doctrine.)

The practicality of a reasonably sized car is unparalleled.

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10 months ago

I want to play a game with your art where I can just walk around and like look at stuff and not really do much. This world you’ve made is so cool man!

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11 months ago
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Efforts bear fruit
And ducks lay eggs
The act of creation and whimsy
Begets more of the same
So go forth
My silly Geese-
Make happy happen
You never know!
A stranger may join
Your crazy train
And you may find yourself
In better spirits
With a companion
Misery loves company
But so does joy

#poetry

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11 months ago

When you accidentally prove her right

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11 months ago
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The lights are on
And somebody's home-
Spring and the house
Are full of things warm and blooming;
Sunshine and flowers
Laughter and love
Hugs from a toddler
And soon-to-be second time mother.
Winter's behind,
No more coldness or brooding.

#poetry

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11 months ago
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11 months ago

This for real

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11 months ago

You know what, that really was kinda the tipping point, wasn't it? Mid aughts is where the idiocy really just took off unless I'm mistaken

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11 months ago

We already have that. It's called "Pay by Mail" and they scan your license plate and send you a bill. But sure let's bury it in your car's digital dash so you have to dig through a horrid UI for 10 minutes to find it, then set it up without a keyboard, use it once, then have it break on update. 🫠

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11 months ago
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scar from the lion king sits on a rock with the words i 'm surrounded by idiots above him ALT: scar from the lion king sits on a rock with the words i 'm surrounded by idiots above him

The burden of even elementary level understanding is a heavy one these days.

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11 months ago

That's actually probably the best summary of all this nonsense that I've seen.

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11 months ago

God this makes so much sense and I’m here for it as a Virgo stellium with sag rising πŸ˜‚ go get em Cory 🫑

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