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The Dread Librarian

@kellcarpenter.bsky.social

Librarian, husband, father, Rush fan.

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I had to almost fight the optician to get regular old bifocals. She kept extolling the beauty of no peripheral vision and having to rotate my head when driving, but I managed to get my ugly bifocals. I’ve had a really good experience with them.

14.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading a book and the thought comes to me: β€œAll things serve the Beam.” They really do.

#NoContextForYou #ReadingIsAwesome

19.01.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always loved the Squadron, both Sinister and Supreme.

18.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This blew my 12-year-old mind.

06.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…or Barreto. Damn autocorrect…

03.01.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barrett never got the love he deserved, IMO.

03.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just popped in to say thank you for sharing such beautiful photos. Thank you for sharing and brightening my day!

03.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very surreal to read about the Venezuelan operation while listening to the soundtrack from They Live…

03.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! I’m grateful we have both the Tony and the Jenny years. There’s so much to celebrate about both.

26.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you can take some hope in the words of a stop-animation Fred Astaire from over 50 years ago.

Love and peace to you. ❀️

25.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: Well, as time went by, that changed (being an outlaw). You see, the Meisterburgers...they kind of died off and fell out of power. And by and by, the good people realized how silly the Meisterburger laws were. Well, everybody had a wonderful laugh and then forgot all about them. Yes, sir.

25.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re feeling overwhelmed by everything that’s going on in America, and are fearful of the future, here are some words from the Rankin & Bass classic β€œSanta Claus is Comin’ to Town” that I heard afresh last night:

25.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Twilight Zone" The Changing of the Guard (TV Episode 1962) ⭐ 8.2 | Drama, Fantasy, Horror 25m | TV-PG

Just caught an episode of the Twilight Zone I’d never seen. It’s simple but powerful, with a reflection on the impact of a life on others by a retiring teacher.

With my own retirement coming soon, it got me in my feels. Good stuff.

m.imdb.com/title/tt0734...

25.12.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Christmas has felt like it’s a pivot point in time. There are so many changes coming that Christmas will likely look different next year for our family. I’m simultaneously trying to be as present as possible and withdrawing internally. I hate it.

25.12.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that Kurt’s disguise is basically Errol Flynn.

24.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was *obsessed* with this after getting my hands on the movie adaptation comic. Never saw the movie until Disney+ had it, and I wasn’t disappointed. Love old BOB.

22.12.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bobby Hill from β€œKing of the Hill” on a pink tote bag saying β€œThat’s my purse! I don’t know you!”

Bobby Hill from β€œKing of the Hill” on a pink tote bag saying β€œThat’s my purse! I don’t know you!”

An early gift to myself. Not a big tote bag kind of guy, but I couldn’t pass it up. One of the few times crossing the threshold of Hot Topic was worth it.

#KingOfTheHill #IDontKnowYou

20.12.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could love this more than once. ❀️

20.12.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Star Wars Ring Theory: The Hidden Artistry of the Prequels. How George Lucas used "ring composition" to reach a level of storytelling sophistication in his six-part saga that is unprecedented in cinema history.

I actually liked the new ones. The derivative nature of both the prequel and sequel series is discussed here and I kind of like it. A little academic but I still like it.

19.12.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Flooding in an office hallway

Flooding in an office hallway

Flooding near children’s books in the library

Flooding near children’s books in the library

Flooding in the library

Flooding in the library

Flooding in the library

Flooding in the library

I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen flood…

Wow. Just…wow.

#WorkFlood

09.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A middle aged man holds a plate of muffins.

A middle aged man holds a plate of muffins.

Do you know the muffin man?

#GCSU #MidnightBreakfast

09.12.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, it’s Frank Chiarmonte. I obviously can’t read.

09.12.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some groovy Joe Staton art, with…Dave Hunt inks? Beautiful!

09.12.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gene-ious.

04.12.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The aftermath of a discharged fire extinguisher

The aftermath of a discharged fire extinguisher

A microwave after it caught fire and was hit by a fire extinguisher

A microwave after it caught fire and was hit by a fire extinguisher

Remember, kids: only *YOU* can prevent workplace fires.

I mean it. That dang bear never showed his face.

#FireSafety #AHotTimeAtWork

04.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was shushed (very politely, I must add) by a young lady today. I was discussing our new library robot vacuum overlord with a couple of custodians and we were talking too loudly for the quiet floor. She really was very lovely about it, and we were appropriately contrite.

03.12.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patron/Student: β€œSo, is this a new thing to close at this time?”

Librarian: β€œNope. It’s been this way since the dawn of time. Get out. NOW.”

03.12.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife’s coworker shared that my name came up in a family memory over Thanksgiving, and then someone from another campus department came by and we recognized each other. He said he sees me around campus and it makes him smile.

My heart is full. ❀️

#LibraryLife

01.12.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The good vibes continue. While visiting my wife in her office building, two different interactions brought up my public library past:

01.12.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just met up with our daughter to pick up something left at home (advantage of her being a student at the university where we work). She popped out of the building with an accordion strapped to her torso, which was the last thing I expected. It’s also the best thing I’ve seen in a while. ❀️

01.12.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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