liz(ard calm)

im sure you know this already but regularly eating is like, basically a gold star for Getting Better 💕 if cats are in distress/if somethings wrong, normally one of the few ways you can tell is changes in eating habits or poop consistency. again, im sure you know this, just reminding bc anxiety brain

Every morning, my cat lets me know she’s hungry by cuddling into my side, purring, and giving approximately 10,000 kisses.

She has not figured out the inherent flaws in her strategy to get me out of bed. And y’all better not tell her.

happy kakapo fuck season to all who celebrate (aka the kakapo)

doing a tarot card reading using a mtg commander deck

But what if someone invented a cat who could grab you the remote

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

black cat with one eye missing laying on a desk

from one one-eyed void to another, he'll bounce back and be better than ever after recovery 🖤

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Um vídeo que começa me pegando pela nostalgia das fotos de fantasmas dos anos 90/00 e que termina falando de arte e autoria, nesses tempos em que estamos, é 10/10. Vale cada minuto

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH CARALHO BAD BUNNY GANHOU AOTY MEU DEUS QUE FELICIDADEE

im deeply unsettled, great work 💕

In the big city

"сука блять" she says

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

On rednote I found out Chinese people
Have been throwing cars into this ice bowl to see them slip around like a skate park

"Segundo o site 404 media o governo alegou que, no dia seguinte ao processo judicial por supostos abusos contra detidos em um centro de detenção do ICE, uma "falha no sistema" apagou quase duas semanas de filmagens de vigilância do interior da instalação."

For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!

linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

ARTE

A SKELTEN LAYEN ON A TIRE FIRE "ITS SYMBOLIC, THNK ABOUT IT" AND IT SAYS EVERYTHINGS FUCKED, PIRACY IS COOL, STEALING SHIT ROCKS !!DAMB ITS TRUE!! AND IT ALSO SAYS , ALIEN’S ARE REAL • NETFLIX PRICE WENT UP AGAIN • EVERY YEAR IS THE HOTTEST YEAR IN HISTORY • THEY ONLY GOT ONE INSURANCE CEO • TV MAKES YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AD’S TO KEEP WATCHING YOUR SHOW’S • NEWSPAPERS ARE PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS NORMAL • WORLDS RICHEST GUYS LAUGHING AS COPS SWARM SCHOOL BUS STOP’S • THEY ADMITED THEY LISTEN TO YOUR PHONE MICROPHONE TO SERVE AD’S AND NOBODY CARED • IM BETTER AT FINDING STAIRS AND CROSSWALKS THAN CAPCHA IS AND ITS GAS LIGHTING ME • THERE SAYING “AI” IS WORTH TRILLION’S OF DOLLERS BUT ITS STILL WORSE AT EVERYTHING THAN ANY REAL HUMAN • ITS ACTUALLY INSANE THAT ALIEN’S ARE REAL ,,, SO ANY WAY LOOK UP "HOW TO BIT TORRENT" AND GET YOUR TV SHOWS AND MOVIES THAT WAY, DONT PAY FOR THAT BULL SHIT AND DONT WATCH ADS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN

FAIR & BALANCED ✅

"why do you write?"

because if I don't write, the creative energy within me will then ricochet around my insides without an outlet, and I'll explode into a cloud of stardust that floats around haunting people by whispering tales of the writing that never was. You've been warned.