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culture journo, reluctant gamer, reclaimed italian creator and writer at inverted bylines at aftermath, the guardian, rolling stone, gamespot, kotaku, jezebel patreon.com/InvertedbyAlyssaMercante alyssamercantewrites.com

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If you loved jingling keys, you’ll love this

06.12.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An agent is pointing a rifle at the back of his fellow agent’s head. They’re wearing full tree camo in the snowy suburbs. There are several of THE SAME indoor, fully decorated Christmas trees just randomly shoved places at various incongruous heights. There are presents outside in the snow.

06.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
An AI-generated pro-ICE photo featuring the agents wearing Santa hats and tac camo with a riot shield covered in lights and Christmas trees and presents around them

An AI-generated pro-ICE photo featuring the agents wearing Santa hats and tac camo with a riot shield covered in lights and Christmas trees and presents around them

DHS doing AI-generated fascist propaganda is horrifying and abhorrent but the latest slop is objectively hilarious

06.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

05.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 758    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 17

The latest episode of Heated Rivalry started as Bucky and Steve fan fic? I’m gonna rub my shit smoove off

06.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

This guy looks like he SUCKS

05.12.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930

05.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 33
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Avengers: Endgame Will Play In Theaters Until Morale Improves Ahead of Avengers: Doomsday, Marvel is dipping into the nostalgia bucket

A level of pre-COVID nostalgia that scares me.
kotaku.com/avengers-end...

05.12.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo’s secret to becoming a design powerhouse? Developers who have stayed at the company for decades | Fortune β€œThe people who first made Nintendo’s hits are still working at the company,” says Keza MacDonald, author of a forthcoming book about Nintendo.

I spoke to @fortune.com about my upcoming book Super Nintendo and the secret(s) to Nintendo's enduring success - a large part of which is cultivating and caring for developers instead of hiring and firing everyone in yearly cycles.

(Book deets: linktr.ee/super_nintendo)

fortune.com/2025/11/28/s...

05.12.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10
'At The End of Time, Hades 2 betrays itself' by Rhi Easby

'At The End of Time, Hades 2 betrays itself' by Rhi Easby

I'm looking for work.

I have experience working in news, features, interviews and essays, and am able to do any of the above.

04.12.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Horror game Horses has been banned from sale – but is it as controversial as you’d think? Pulled by Steam and Epic Games Store, indie horror Horses shook up the industry before it was even released. Now it’s out, all the drama surrounding it seems superfluous

Wrote about the very not gratuitous game being treated like a wildly gratuitous game for @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/d...

05.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Them thighs thick though

05.12.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My twink dermatologist died laughing when I told him I was too skinny to get my dupixent shot in my stomach (I was right)

05.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Lady Godga please take my eczema and give it to sloptubers

05.12.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

THEY ALREADY HAVE

05.12.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two shirtless men wearing hockey pads

Two shirtless men wearing hockey pads

There is not enough Heated Rivalry talk on here

05.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like that? Lmfao

04.12.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

We can always count on Alyssa for taste

04.12.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LITTLE MONSTER LOGGING ON

04.12.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Lady Gaga in your Spotify Wrapped or do you have bad taste?

03.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Heated Rivalry drives me crazy because in a just world we’d have Ilya and Shane but in the real world we have the Tkachuk brothers spewing bile at a 7th grade reading level and Tony Deangelo still playing hockey and Carter Hart allowed to show his face

04.12.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a combination urgent care and taco bell

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

04.12.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22422    πŸ” 4349    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 427
The indie of the week logo.

The indie of the week logo.

Over at Kotaku, we are trying to cover at least one cool indie game every week. It's called Indie of the Week!

kotaku.com/opinion/impr...

If you are an indie dev with something cool, feel free to send it to Tips@Kotaku.com!

03.12.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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Trump Renames Institute of Peace for Himself

hey @nytimes.com i had the scoop on this story hours ago. add a reference in your story to my name and outlet. thanks.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...

04.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3162    πŸ” 606    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 46
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No Games For Genocide wants the entire industry to boycott Xbox https://kotaku.com/no-games-for-genocide-xbox-microsoft-boycott-palestine-2000650175

03.12.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Thanks to @nogamesforgenocide.com for the chat!

03.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Games For Genocide Wants You To Boycott Xbox A collective of video game workers, journalists, and union organizers recently announced a pledge to boycott Xbox for Palestine

"The games industry in particular is at the intersection of entertainment and tech...there are a lot of connections between the games industry and the genocide that Israel is committing against the Palestinian people."

kotaku.com/no-games-for...

03.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

HAHAHAHA

03.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kotaku Is Looking for Freelance Contributors - Kotaku We're looking for thoughtful writers to help with covering news, reporting, and more

Come help us write articles for the internet made by humans https://kotaku.com/kotaku-is-looking-for-freelance-contributors-2000650081

03.12.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 35
Alyssa's top 5 artists are Lady Gaga, Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, Doechii, and Fall Out Boy

Alyssa's top 5 artists are Lady Gaga, Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, Doechii, and Fall Out Boy

Alyssa's top five songs are all from Mayhem

Alyssa's top five songs are all from Mayhem

That's on *taste*

03.12.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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