alyssa mercante

Alyssa with an espresso martini and sunglasses on at the bar

How is she affording all this

That’s poetry

I have dreamt about this look every night since I saw it

I had to get a dupe of a pair Gaga has been wearing!!!

Alyssa in a black alpha industries bomber, black sweater, vintage red tartan wrap skirt, and platform black leather boots standing on the subway platform

Alyssa in a black alpha industries bomber, black sweater, vintage red tartan wrap skirt, and platform black leather boots standing on the subway platform

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Got to listen to this one on the original Dub

Oh my god

omg no

atsu's bare ass i'm--

2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.

YouTube video by FallOutBoyVEVO Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance (Official Music Video)

No @alyssamerc.bsky.social stream today for totally understandable reasons, so I feel like it's my job to share this horrific sentence:

"Fall Out Boy released Dance, Dance on this day 20 years ago."

youtu.be/C6MOKXm8x50?...

JESUS CHRIST

AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.

💕💕🙏🏻

Mocking SpongeBob meme

There was some finicky UI and launch stuff (UI could use another pass tbh) but once it sorted out, this thing FLIES. Wild how good games look on it and how fast they load.

Superbly comfortable, looks clean, sounds great.

A remarkable device, just a huge financial ask!

My Xbox Ally X review for @theguardian.com is live now!

If you’ve got plenty of cash to throw around and want access to a huge library of games, this may be your holiday splurge.

If not, it’s tough to justify atm.

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/o...

I contain multitudes: locked myself out of the job site in a real goofball moment but remembered the combination I saw someone input hours ago without telling me to get back in

Incredibly infuriating

we live in a post-truth society where anyone who wants to ruin you can start a salacious smear campaign that others will repeat ad nauseam, and that nothing can ever debunk because it's just taken as evidence for a deeper conspiracy.

YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz Hasan Piker and the Future No One Is Ready For

If those very same people could read they’d be super pissed off by Nathan (and in a recent video, @taylorlorenz.bsky.social) outlining how even the “leaders” in this psychosis sleuth blame game movement are victims of a distraction cycle that is breaking their brains.

youtu.be/TVaAlBfNnJY?...

Wild how, once I left Twitter, they stopped trying to do this about my every move.

Alyssa’s cat on her lap watching her play Hades

Alyssa’s sister playing Backyard Baseball

Whole fam in on the Xbox Ally X

Natalie Portman drinking an iced coffee with a smirk on her face

Italy beat Israel 3-0 and now Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup

why doesn't 🤌 come up when I type "italian" in the emoji search bar

This is the first generation of ‘Trump Youth.’

They’ve spent their whole lives in the Upside Down world that is Fox News & MAGA influencers making money driving other people crazy.

This is also part of Charlie Kirk’s legacy.

No firewall👇

open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...