@gregstolze.bsky.social
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com. I strive for a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend.
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.
(posting from within the addiction) don't start, retain your precious freedom, also, shiv deck sucks against beehive dude
Get 'em!
I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.
State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.
www.wired.com/story/gramma...
Say what you like about weevils, the aesthetics of Sphenophorus aequalis are simply beyond compare
Off the dome, @asilentplace.bsky.social has her find a computer drive with paperclip software—all it does is associate files, an exquisitely useless thing—and I found that so damn funny I can’t fully express it.
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OK, editing the Actual Play podcast for TERMINATION SHOCK and got to the part where our party physician, searching a defeated scumbag politician’s office for more weapons, finds nothing and, in petty spite, steals his paperclips.
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I think my favourite horror shorthand is the monkey's paw
It's a cult.
I know it's not that, but now I want pancakes & syrup.
What would management be like if a top authority said, "OK, if you workers hit this quarterly goal, you get to choose whether your direct report stays or gets fired"?
How come we have gritty remakes but not romantic remakes? Like a Vader/Tarkin grumpy/sunshine movie.
That's not true. But Chotiner was on the plane with DB Cooper, and a cabin steward claimed he heard Chotiner say, "So, where ya from?"
Good morning we don’t have to live this way and change is possible!
Now picturing a battle-scarred mech with its chest open to reveal a darling little cockpit with rugs, a comfy chair, book case, teakettle, cat lounging on the controls...
The GOP won't recognize your Americanness unless you can prove at least one ancestor murdered natives.
"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.” (Woke DEI Champion Ronald Reagan)
Iran is going to have a hard time killing more Americans than our home grown school shooters.
If they understand Citizens United, watch for attacks on data centers.
for every kid that decides not to have sex there's one that does, and another that's been coerced or abused, and another that's curious but doesn't know how, and another that does it too early and without protection, and another that feels awful because they haven't yet
It's come to this: The Ig Nobel Awards, presented at Harvard or MIT since the 1990s, is moving to Zurich because the US is not safe for foreign visitors
www.swissinfo.ch/eng/research...
This thread breaks down my blog post "The MoonSilver Crown," about an illustration project for Greg Stolze's epic fantasy serial "the Moonsilver Crown." If you'd like to read the post uninterrupted, you can read the whole thing here on my blog.
www.artofheatherhudson.com/blog/2026/3/...
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Funding cleared TODAY, will start fulfillment tomorrow.
Just today, I posted up the sequel, THE MUNICIPAL MYSTERY.
gregstolze.com/downloads/the-m…
It’s the setting’s answer to “with no cops, who solves crimes?”
This one’s PWYW with a $2 minimum.
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OK, did you read my story AFTER THE COPS?
gregstolze.com/downloads/after…
It’s SF, I guess, though it doesn’t demand any innovation other than “radical police reform.”
You can get it at that link as Pay What You Want (which could be free).
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“We’re gonna, gonna… regime, ’s gonna change, bro… change so much… you’re gonna be able to buy a Budweiser and see a titty show in Tehran by nex’, nex’ Christmas bro.”
-Pete Hegseth
“We’re redeveloping Iran, it’s gonna be so beautiful. Like Geoff’s island, or so I hear, I never went.”
-POTUS
“What if drug abuse was more complicated?”
