Greg Stolze

Bruh, it's the lizards.

"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY I AM??" shrieks company that regards itself as the pinnacle of cool, calm, capitalist efficiency.

YEEEEAAAAH!!!

...at 23 seconds, is she speaking in tongues?

Feels like someone erroneously thought "shit a brick" meant something good.

Toss in a side of Stanislav Petrov and then add the note that the goal of military AI is to automate him out of existence

(nods) I've written two short stories about this, MEDUSA'S WEEKEND and THREE DAYS OF THE GORGON.

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

If you were OK with “Substack, the Nazi Bar,” maybe “Substack, a front for the gambling on life and death casino” might convince you.

YES! Yes! Haha! Burn in hell, time change!

(sick of reading about other stuff and it's time to talk about something else and everyone and everything is annoying me today anyway) uhh all film is inherently fascist. it's telling you want to look at. this is why i look directly downwards and listen to music i've brought from home at the theater

Them: SOCIALISM IS BAD AND YOU SHOULDN’T WANT IT!

Also Them: JOIN THE ARMY AND YOU ARE GUARANTEED FOOD, EDUCATION, HEALTH CARE AND HOUSING.

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

Tynes did, yeah. He loves that thing.

YouTube video by Bill McClintock James Brotörhead - "Superkill"

I had forgotten about this!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1cU...

Getting banned from the SCP wiki for changing "cognitohazard" to "jimmies-rustler" in every article.

I am begging you, everyone, please do not use LLMs as a source of information for anything important

Remember when we shipped $6bn in cash to Iraq and then just... lost track of it?

For the next few days - there will be a fuckton of disinfo and misinfo being spread. It always happens after a major conflict has occurred. Be careful of the material and sources you encounter on social media and offline.

Gird your minds. Exercise critical reading skills.

I don't hate gambling as much as I should, but this is absolutely monstrous and these prediction markets need to close like yesterday.

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

80% of American bigots cannot handle any test more complicated than a paper bag.

…and in the next panel someone else somewhere else is doing something else while, in the background, there’s a TV with seedcorn dude giving this very nuanced, sensible and compassionate answer while looking like the most stereotypical central-casting bigot you can imagine.

2/2/

The comic DYKES TO WATCH OUT FOR did such a great bit with this that I can still picture it decades after reading it. One character is freaking out about homophobic legislation while, on the TV, this middle-aged white dude in a seedcorn cap is asked his opinion about it…

1/2

Maybe it did. Maybe the last 28 years have been a surreally shitty OCCURRENCE AT OWL CREEK BRIDGE.

Today I opened a fresh document on my word processor and typed

"THOMAS JEFFERSON'S SPEEDWAY HELL"

AMA

there is no metric by which this is true. even 2028 primary polling (which is meaningless in general but seems like a fair yardstick here) doesn’t have him on top.

just a brazen attempt to impose him on us by the rich and the commentariat.

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

There's nothing wrong with them! Carpooling is a great idea! And a huge percentage of people who agree that carpooling is great and sensible don't do it. They fully support it for others tho!