Greg Stolze

Greg Stolze

@gregstolze.bsky.social

Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com. I strive for a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend.

2,731 Followers 350 Following 7,541 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 hour ago

I've set up a fake social media account alongside my regular one so it looks like there's heated debate with everything that I post. I really don't know to this day why I'm doing it. I can't stop.

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4 hours ago

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.

This is not a joke.

We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

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5 hours ago

Tangentially in the arts part of the internet: this is why I always thought it was ass backwards we scold artists for not being "honest" enough to reveal their whole process/life.

Why don't we use our critical thinking skills instead and accept nothing we see here is the whole truth.

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1 year ago

guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter

his wife brittani: how about steoffani

geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*

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1 day ago

[choking from a failed attempt to eat a devil dog, yodel, and yankee doodle at the same time, a complicated maneuver known as the "triple drake"] i was in love with the frisson of transgression. there was an element of gnosticism to it.

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16 hours ago

The IT guy complimented my password.

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8 hours ago

"Honeeeey? Why did little Kayden just call me a 'beta cuck'? How big was the LLM's training set?"

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9 hours ago

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

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8 hours ago

I recommend COOL S.

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17 hours ago

"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."

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17 hours ago

They probably figure Dems will change the sheets after they shit the bed, just like 2008.

2/2

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17 hours ago

Sounds like a broken system jusssst barely managed to limp along using exploited gray-market labor and, rather than fix anything (LOL) the current administration decided to kick out the load bearing hypocrisy and let it collapse under the weight of its own contradictions.

1/

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17 hours ago

I'm sure that this won't become an increasingly frequent problem now that, instead of having to go to Vegas or your scuzziest friend's basement to gamble, you can just do it on your phone.

Why, it's like how AA makes sure everyone in recovery carries a full flask at all times!

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20 hours ago

Name names. I wanna pre-exclude them from TBR consideration.

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23 hours ago
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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23 hours ago
Screenshot of a Tweet by @TheChiefNerd inclusing an interview with Sam Altman.

The text in the Tweet says:
SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

The whole "AI" industry is just based on the hope that they can deskill people fast enough that they'll have to rent back cognitive support systems. Forever.

It's like Uber. Just that they don't try to break existing transportation infrastructures but your brain.

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1 day ago
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

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1 day ago

Buh buhbuh all the disenfranchised rural white Trump voters! Surely they are itching to FINALLY process crawfish on an even playing field!

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1 day ago

I wish I could say even one thing that makes LLMs look as shitty and dismal as this guy, their slimiest cheerleader, does ALL THE TIME.

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1 day ago

DAMN, I AM SO FRIGGIN' MINTY

3/3

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1 day ago

My son is making a zero budget short film for a class an it took me three "takes" to spit bloody toothpaste correctly.

2/

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1 day ago
Greg's hand with red stains on the fingertips.

Just chillin' at home, Lady Macbethin' it.

1/

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1 day ago

Just make food anagrams, different combinations of five ingredients.

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1 day ago

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters"

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1 day ago

"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids."

That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.

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1 day ago

This is the reality of what AI companies want for the future: where EVERYONE is unable to function without relying on them for "intelligence as a utility."

In order for them to sell this to us, they need to convince us our brains are never creative, interesting, able enough.

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1 day ago

Well yes, but the odds of the NSF curing cancer in the next few months are low, while the odds of a war distracting from the Epstein scandal are excellent RIGHT NOW.

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1 day ago

Called it.

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1 day ago
Preview
Unreleased Magic The Gathering RPG Manuscript Raising Money for Charity Ever heard of the Magic The Gathering Tabletop Role-Playing Game? No? Well, there’s good reason you haven’t as there has never been a TTRPG released ba

Ever heard of the Magic The Gathering RPG? No? Well, that's because there wasn't one. But there was one in development, called ManaStorm : The Magic Adventure Game, and now the playtest manuscript is up sale with all proceeds being donated to charity.

www.tabletopsentinel.com/news/fantasy...

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1 month ago
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

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