Maya H.

My hamstrings have been tight af for two days. RDLs did me in!

We’ve had a couple misses in our relationship recently and I was looking forward to the romance this week. Now I can’t help but to already feel disappointed.

I bought stationary to write a note to go with my gift and now I’m struggling to find something to say.

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I asked him what was the vibe for vday, to see if I needed a new outfit. And he said idk, what you wanna do?

My man been really hush hush about Valentine’s Day. At first, I thought he was keeping a surprise, but now I feel like there ain’t no plan at all.

BEEN! I’m still on episode two, but I was surprised he had a moral compass at one point in time

Sunday Memo

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Me at work constantly code switching.....😑

Look straight outta Pet Cemetery 😂

Hey! No expectation for you to join. Just supporting the community. 🙂

If you’re in Atlanta, my church is hosting a FREE medical clinic that’s open to the public tomorrow and Saturday. No registration needed! Vision, Dental and Medical Services!

"Per my last email", hoe watch your tone, before it really be your LAST email.

Don’t watch this with me if you gonna be mad that I act out every part. I’m every character, they all in meeeeeee

Strawberry 😋
Butter Pecan is a close second 🙂‍↕️

He dying to win back the court of public opinion and now everybody thinks he’s a SUPER loser b*tch for suing in the first place.

His own fans are finally embarrassed now.

And he did his fair share of mudd slinging in his diss records. Now you wanna cry to the law.

He just throwing shit and hoping something stick. Lmao it’s crazy!

talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭

Imagine losing a diss so bad you gotta file a frivolous lawsuit Lmfaoooooooooooo

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It’s giving
HURR
FACE
ASS
TITTIES

I’m excited to see Gladiator II but it seem like Denzel the only person in the damn movie don’t it 😂😂

5 Steps, Never Make a Promise, In My Bed (the So So Def Mix is fireeee!)

Tell Me is a certified classic. If you don’t do the hops when this plays, you way too young man.

Buenos días mi skiggas!

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Monday, again???

Agreed! That’s a young girl’s game. I know my limits now lol.

And if you’re asking for both weekend days, Saturday NIGHT and Sunday DAY, like brunch to 5pm max, is the only way it works. I’m not doing Sunday night nothin

I can do a day time activity (preferred) OR a nighttime outing. But please, please, please don’t expect me to do both in one day.

i probably won’t, i am a nostalgia girlie. but i definitely won’t be on there nearly as much.

I’m still cracking up at “The Great Skygration”. 😂😂😂