cleaving your bitch in twain

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

this would solve my immediate problem, and then also create a long term problem where ill see the doc a year from now and be like “wtf is this bird watching doc??”

The wizard's pajama robes are set on a little table next to the bathtub. He carefully steps into the bath. It is just the right temperature and the bubbles smell of black pepper.

trying to write fic at work but i feel like everyone can tell because theyre looking over my shoulder and seeing my doc names

you honor, that cuntboy is cis by definition

Digital drawing of a pink heart-shaped box that says “OOPS…ALL BUGS. assorted chocolates” on the cover with colorful bug-shaped chocolates inside.

got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title

this single tweet makes me think that Sarek would meet Mirror Spock and have a strong respect for him that he refuses to explain or admit to but everyone can tell

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

hi "gonna do it, i swear i'm gonna jump" i'm dad

i….. love the fruit creme ones. i buy the boxes that are filled with them specifically and i feel verynormalandnothorny about sylvain

Save the date the next No Kings protest is on 3/28!

bone

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Digital drawing of a stylized orchid mantis holding a green candy heart that says “BITE U”.

happy valentines day to the lovers and the biters 💗

putting an uncrustable on the dashboard on my way to work like a carrot in front of a horse

I tell artists as often as I can: you know how to draw, you just don't know how to be happy about what you make.

Photo of a vintage science fiction book. The illustrated cover depicts a rocket taking off next to a man standing with his arms folded on top of a collage of images including a nude woman with her eyes closed and the head of an old man who appears sorrowful. Text and title read: SO I HAD MY PENIS Surgically Removed and Launched into Space Everyone is really disappointed BY SIMON HASNO

i forgot to tell yall that theres a scene that zooms in dramatically on his face while he says ‘my body my choice’

being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die

kids really do casually drag you with prophetic accuracy

i need twinks in the same way i need air

the human experience is varied and beautiful but we should be able to also be animals 🙂‍↕️

new autism assessment question: do you wish you had different or animal-like anatomy so people could better read your moods and emotions?

delicious in dungeon!

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

doodle of Leon Kennedy (RE2 version) driving a car with one hand and sunglasses and saying “Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys” it is a Clone High reference

leon’s back, baby