Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕

And pulpy!

I’m taking the orange juice’s advice. Never concentrate.

This post brought to you by Joey trying to steal my cheese danish out from under me while I took a moment to type. She has studied my weakness.

Goo morning, monsters.

Bite when they’re not looking.

March Mammal Madness 2026 The Journal of Mammalogy and Mammalian Species are once again pleased to participate in March Mammal Madness (MMM) with the addition of other related Oxford Uni

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An in-stream for @lilrobotty.bsky.social :3 🐰🎨

A figure depicting the relative abundance of different prey items among two species of felid (e.g., monkey, small bird, agouti), derived from scat. The x axis is labeled "PoO (%)."

I would like to interrupt your doomscrolling for an important announcement: This figure from Ellen Dymit et al., 2025, depicts the proportion of vertebrate prey in felid scat, recorded as a Proportion of Occurrence (PoO). 💩

An excellent claw

YouTube video by El-Karasu Dirty Pair: Project Eden Opening Blu-Ray Quality (Creditless)

Oh my gosh 🗡️

Holy shit no fucking notes ✨

Good point, and given my preferences I wouldn’t want to be stingy with it.

Good suggestion and also I adore the sentence “Started mixing my own cum lube a while ago and never looked back.”

For sure. Most of the time I’m only seeing it during the application phase(s), so how long it lasts before it needs a refresh is more important. On that score I feel like Nut Butter isn’t precisely my ideal but it’s been all around best I’ve tried.

A beer helmet, or a cheap baseball hat with beer holders on either side to sip them through a straw

Go cum! Go cum!

What kills me is that there is one whose consistency I like, is the right amount of sticky, even if it gets watery if you don’t use it up quickly enough (months and months after opening), but the company’s crummy so I don’t want to say. Still trying to find something comparable from a better maker.

I also tried the Master Series Jizz, which is supposed to smell like cum and be edible. Consistency is not especially real, scent is “trying to be cum” but not really there, taste is again kiiinda reminiscent but mostly bitter.

The struggle is fuckin real.

So the Doc Johnson Nut Butter? It’s fine. It does get a bit of the lumpier look. The main way it’s realistic? It does that thing where a little while after sex it gets extra liquidy and dribbly. Lasts pretty long as an actual lubricant.

This is the Ken Burns series I want

Needed to hear this today as I started something I really want to actually finish. It is a very different skill set (enhanced by the finishing skills for nonfiction and fiction being different, too).

A bottle of cum lube that says “make your own cum” despite the fact anyone can…

That reminds me of labeling on some lube I am still trying to parse.

*the secret is escaping mandatory, life-threatening gender performance and peeling off all the poisonous expectations of right thought and right behavior that were pushed into us by terrible partners.

Can’t spell freak without free.

I love my creative trans friends. We can grab each other by the shirt and growl “Yeah be the weirdo you want to be” at each other.

a mari (horse skull) in a patterned veil made in biro

After work destress biro doodle today. Had to add eyes on the cloak today. eye motifs are wonderful.

Strata the torbie cat curled up on a Godzilla blanket against Riley’s leg, having an afternoon snooze

I added a couch to my office so I can read by the window. It’s also significantly cut down the amount I get yelled at.

Come see an all trans comedy show on #tdov this yea. Tickets are on @denvercomedyunderground website

Lovely to see it in the wild! Thank you, Chris (and I hope you’re having a great trip).

I sold out of my newest print at ECCC despite my best efforts of printing more every night.

But they are available on my website.

Tyrant Lizard Queen: The Love, Life, and Terror of Earth’s Greatest Carnivore The Love, Life, and Terror of Earth’s Greatest Carnivore

Early reactions to Tyrant Lizard Queen are starting to trickle in, one goodreads review concluding the story is “the most extreme enemies to lovers I have ever read.” 🦖

And here I was thinking no one would really like this little friend. Shows what I know. I should share splorp doodles more often.

I just met you
and this is crazy
but
::splorpsplorpsplorp::