This is my first encounter with the hashtag #GOPshitdown and hell yeah I’m gonna play with that toy till it breaks.
Imma need them to cite sources AND clarify what time spans they are referring to.
Hey, if you want smart people to keep writing smart stuff about the Coppertone Caligula’s assault on the rule of law, please support the good people at Lawfare.
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The leopards, having digested a generous portion of faces, are now taking dumps on your lawn and demanding that you thank them for the fertilizer.
#MuckFusk
#TruckFump
On a scale of 1 to Hannibal Lecter, how wrong is it to enjoy making Duo panic?
I’m actually a little disappointed to be told I don’t have to reply to the Muskrat’s weekend e-mail. I was looking forward to answering that pursuant to my capacity as fat-bottomed girl, I made the rockin’ world go ‘round.
#MuckFusk
I’m going to start calling him the Copper Caligula.
Can someone explain to me how my home gas bill *quintupled* since last month?
Gotta say, not feeling “great again.”
Ever have one of those days when it feels like the only real option is to go back to bed?
I’ve felt that way since November.
Today, the next best thing is a Peter Jackson Middle Earth marathon.
Pure damn truth right here.
I am Schroedinger’s employee: I have a job! No I don’t! As long as I don’t open the (e-mail) box, I’m both.
#MuckFusk
#TakeYourForkAndShoveIt
#TIL another rude nickname for the #Muskrat: Phony Stark. It’s totally juvenile and I’m sure he hates it and we shouldn’t repeat it over and over.
But you must admit it’s more clever than Space Karen.
#MuckFusk
And yes, you can use a Google number and Hide My Email. Or use a burner account if you want, no judgment.
My only critique would be to for less obvious, juvenile names. Go for something more subtle. Mike and Heywood are gonna get deleted. But Sergei Magnitsky is gonna go right over their heads. So would Stephen Biko, Rod Raskolnikov, and Irena Dubrovna.
In the market for a car? The prices of these things are gonna be lower than whale 💩 soon.
Yes, this happened. Not Photoshop.
Oh great, so AI has a more palpable ethical sense than most Republican senators.
DON’T MAKE ME ROOT FOR THE ROBOTS.
Hey y’all, remember when VP Cheney exposed the name of a covert officer out of sheer spite because her husband had published an op-ed disputing the administration’s pretext for the war against Iraq’s mythical WMD capacity?
He should have gone to prison.
The #Muskrats deserve to die there.
Sorry kids, none of the parenting books prepared me for a fascist coup.
This is your friendly reminder that the entire foreign affairs budget makes up maybe 1% of the Federal budget on a good day.
Pick on someone your own size, Muskrat.
#MuckFusk
#TruckFump
I find this implausible because I don’t see the Velveeta Voldemort getting involved in something at such a detailed level. Unless of course he has $interest in the real estate market of the area in question.
But come on, this is the guy who wanted to nuke a hurricane.
I got an e-mail at work today that reminded me, my out-of-office message didn’t include my signature block. I’ve updated it, of course. With pronouns.
Because she/her is code for that/bitch.
Employment lawyers all over the #DMV are planning new wings on their vacation homes. The Mango Mussolini has no idea what he’s kicked off here.
Take your #ForkInTheRoad and shove it.
#TruckFump
#MuckFusk
True enough. They really have no clue how anything works so they have no idea why everything they want to do is completely absurd.
Please can I have just one day where I am not provoked to say any of the following:
- Are you 🤬ing kidding me?
- Christ on a pony
- What the actual 🤬
- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a bicycle built for two (and Moses in the basket)
- No, son, remember you will be charged as an adult now
My late grandmother, who continued to eat fish on Fridays well past Vatican II, would have some words for this person. They would not be kind ones.
Friends, especially Caps fans: please pitch in, if you can, to support my friend, teacher, and mentor Wes Johnson.
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Beverage-wise, what goes with The Essential Fishbone and taking down holiday decorations?
The next time someone from another country asks you why Americans aren’t burning stuff and rioting in the streets over the Mango Mussolini’s latest 🐂💩, remind them (to paraphrase my brother):
Our cops don’t use rubber bullets, and we don’t have universal health care.
