Ok after lunch I am going to sit down and mad apply to new jobs so I can move downtown and finally live my big city boi life I know I’m meant to live. Please hold me to it!

Oh trust me it is

I honestly think I love the hot tub even more in the winter - only thing that sucks is the walk to and from the hot tub

Good morning 😘

Where we dropping boys? 🚎 ⛏️ 🔫

No im not flexing im pointing at my girly Yuki Yubari duh 🙄

It’s such a good show, very refreshing to have a show with a new concept and several good twists

Yessssss?? ☺️

I’m debating either bringing back the thicker beard I used to have or maybe mustache 🤔

Thanksssss 🥰 I do too. I may or may not have dropped about $300 on Banana Republic factory for new winter clothes

There is that theory that ai is going to ruin the internet like a snake eating its own tail. Right now it’s being trained on people generated content but soon it’ll all be ai content so the information will be bad and we’ll have to start an entirely new internet base.

Sweatuh Weathuh 🎄

I alwayyyssssss said we are going to full circle back to cable. After every company started streaming I knew they were just going to slowly combine back into one service except now it’ll probably be 10x more expensive and they’ll just get all the profits but cutting out the middle man.

The current government is so corrupt/pro profit they’d never step in. They’d probably just ask for a slice of the cake in return for approving the merge 🙄

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So I’m politely requesting the chest work out routine

You right. The real goal is a massive chest. That’s where it’s at

Me

Yes we’re actually very close!

How do I become one of those hot instagram guys who all they seem to do is travel and work out. Do they have jobs? No idea. Trust fund baby? Possibly. I would also like to be a trust fund baby. Please advise.

Because it’s true loves cake

Oh trustttttt me I had my ugly years lol

I swear Spotify just keep making new ones up. It’s like wow you really loves the “Gluten free heavy metal girly pop toaster suburban trap” genre

Who says I’m a good person