I’m free from Hetalia

Another shitty joke I came up with at school!
What do you call a bloodsucking Muscovite? A Mos-quito!

@natetheonion.bsky.social i’m officially a Suez Crisis fan now, unserious ass conflict

I have not posted much about Hetalia on this acccount, I don’t even have a Hetalia pfp, I just got followed by a Hetalia fan

Guysss my step bro is being antisemitic again

I’m listening to non-Russian classical music now, are you proud of me Step Kibbi?

Bloody Sunday
WW1
Russian Revolution
Russian Civil War
WW2
Beginning of the Cold War
Nixonian Foreign Policy
And the 2014 Annexation of Crimea

It covers:
The Texas Freeze 2021
First Winter of the Massachusetts Bay Colony
Chattel Slavery and the Genocide of Native peoples in the Americas
The Enlightenment
Industrialization and Climate Change
The Establishment of Russo-American relations
The American Civil War
The Alaska Purchase
…

I have a fic where the author’s note is 2/3s the length of the fic

I can’t believe I’m in holocaust discourse on twitter because I said the USSR were the good guys of WW2 since they fought with the allies, didn’t even defend the USSR really, just said that considering them as bad as the Nazis felt like downplaying

Sent Nate my fanfics yesterday… he has not responded, only god knows if he has read them

If I got into an argument with some NAFO Estonian on twitter and they knew what my pfp was it would be so joever for me

If twitter actually dies I won’t be able to use this like it’s a private account anymore </3

I should teach “Polsci - International Conflict”

Wait I need to send you a screen recording of my twitter

Instead you should watch a Vaush debate stream with me and we can analyze his fuck ups

Yk at the end of the day, you can’t spell warmonger without Wagner

Tend to try not to listen to a song on loop because it makes my brain bored but Normalize by mother mother scratches an itch

Poor Reu has to see all my posts twice because I dm him before realizing I can post on bsky

Normalize by Mother Mother is so autistic, like, after reading author intent and lyric analysis, yeah that’s my experience as an autistic person

Science is Green because green is associated with nature and also dangerous volatile chemicals for some reason

And History is Orange/yellow to represent the yellowed pages of hist text and the orange dust that accumulates on archaeological findings, as well as the red clay used in tons of artifacts

Math is Blue because Blue is a cold color and Math is logic based, it carries less emotion than Red

English Language and Literature is an intensely emotional subject all about observing and feeling and interpreting, a lot of it is about passion and violence hence it’s red

I was debating a cringe Eurocel yesterday on immigration and I he showed crime statistics in Germany to try and make some dumbass racist point and said “he won’t respond” after I stopped using bird app for a bit. Same with a RuZZian who assumed I was a 14 year old boy after reading my RU-UA posts

My favorite social experiment has been using any/all pronouns on the internet, whenever someone doesn’t like me they use he/him and or treat me like a dude

Keep yourself safe

Pevear and Volokhonsky are proof that lit needs can, in fact, find love

I wish I could pin this

What caused the Germans to lose the Battle of Stalingrad? They were Russian for a victory

Hey what’s that supposed to mean

Person who used to bottom shame me at lunch is apparently intimidated by me, WE’RE BEATING THE BOTTOM ALLEGATIONS BOYS

My actual favorite is NSFW so idk if I’m allowed to post it 💀