onion person

rightwingers stirred up some drama about obama and russiagate again to distract from the fact that donald trump is a pedophile

like this shit is so funny to me i can’t ever get enough of this shit

i think this path society at large a more than just some nerds and going to be a massive societal cultural issue

the loneliness epidemic will only keep getting worse with the increased control big tech has on every aspect of our lives

James Dobson & Focus on the Family Podcast Episode · Ill Conceived · 07/18/2025 · 1h 20m

NEW EPISODE of ill conceived where we take a look into one of modern american politics most evil men, james dobson and his organization focus on the family

can someone i know become president someday? it must be so cool to be able to do any crime you want knowing you got a pardon waiting for you

A Funeral In Purgatory Blind Equation · Album · 2025 · 11 songs

dope album of the day. blind equation is one of my favorite bands out there, they’re doing some really unique stuff and their live shows are so sick. they just released a new album, listen!!

this is getting next to no media attention and it’s horrifying. transphobes weren’t going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until it’s entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people

i was at a media event and was being introduced to a group of people and the second person in was just staring at me, i asked him his name and he flatly goes “i’m don lemon” and i realized it was him and i didn’t recognize him so i said “hi don lemon” and he stared at me blankly after shaking hands

i love that you torture yourself watching shows

i’ve been spending my time going back to watch recent onion ONNs and rewatched this one and forgot how fucking funny this one is

no fucking way

the reaction from trump world has so far been “why would you publish this without telling our big boy about it?”

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation Few Can Save Enough To Relax And Enjoy Next Life

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation theonion.com/rising-...

an interesting fact i learned researching for this episode is that the catholic church as a whole is very hardline against the use of in vitro fertilization. catholics just hate technology lol

democrats love to be completely useless and not take up the mantle on 80-20 slamdunk issues

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy WASHINGTON—During a speech Friday in which he sought to convince MAGA supporters that his administration did not withhold any important information from its partial release of “the Epstein files” in F...

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

this month old onion article was my very first exposure to what labubu was and since then i feel like i have been cursed and cannot escape it’s demonic grasp

probably one of my top faves this year so far

Us First Day Back · Forward · Song · 2025

dope song of the day

birth rate collapses to 0 new births yearly

this is an astounding news moment but it’s even more astonishing to me that society at large seems to believe that biden was president in 2019 and 2020 and not trump. not sure what’s going on with that

Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.

The Silence Bathe Alone · Last Looks · Song · 2021

dope song of the day

i love how insane everyone is becomeing

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves?

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? theonion.com/if-i-ta...

repost to scare a natalist!!!!

donald trump is a pedophile

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia