For the love of god, can someone please get her some sleeves?
Is it wrong for me to secretly wish that the person he had an inappropriate relationship with is Gordon Gee? Like a Higher Ed Heated Rivalry, but with villains.
Mutter our motto?
I think I want to start a new anti-tech group that has the motto:
Matter matters.
Or of a nearby movie theater.
I would love to hear some jokes.
Jesus told the Pope to tell me to make donuts today.
It’s Fat Tuesday…
This is a sandwich. If you don't agree I'll meet you after school.
I have never seen a dog more confused over who the bad guy was.
Ham, touching ham
touching cheese
touching you
Sweet sandwich time...
I’m taking this one outside out of love for my family. This is a sesame mayonnaise and butter grilled baguette with Hungarian pastrami, truffle Brie, and this amazing scape and garlic kimchi. Guess which ingredient I’m not allowed in the house.
My family took me out for lunch and I ordered a big plate of one other thing. It left me wanting.
"It was a business decision" is the new "I was just following orders."
Recursive Santas and the cat.
That's about right.
Bologna sandwiches slap
And the tree.
Put up the Christmas decorations.
Shrimp burger with tarragon tartar sauce and spicy cocktail sauce, with homemade French fries.
Just watched Death by Lightning and I am totally in for a Garfield Revival.
Just stepping in to ask that now it's official & the Sandwich Guy is clearly not guilty and may be an awesome actual "hero" (or sub, or hoagie, if you prefer), can we stop using the word Sandwich in every other skeet so I can have my feed back & continue my personal sandwich journey? Here's my dog.
It's our anniversary and my wife just thanked me for eight amazing years of marriage, which is sweet, but we've been married for 21 years.
My first Japanese Milk Bread. 🍞
If Goya had painted Saturn Devouring His Son with a focaccia all the debate would have been about whether or not it was a sandwich.
I chose content availability. I can no longer access Jimmy Kimmel.
I think you mean two kinds of salad. Sounds much healthier.
Snake River Farms hot dog on a homemade bun, with fries, potato salad, and Vietnamese pickled veggies.🍽️🍜🥪🌭