Emily

Halloween at Circus School part 3 - Cthulhu Sling

Halloween at Circus School part 2 - Cthulhu Silks

Halloween at Circus School part 1 - Jack-o-Lantern Trapeze!

I had such a great Halloween! My husband and I were Jedi to hand out candy to Trick-or-Treaters 🎃

I am LIVING for these memes

(Note: My farmer is usually named June. I'm not marrying myself 😂)

I just started a new Stardew Valley farm so I can marry Emily again, and I called the farm Sapphic Star but then I realized during the intro that Grandpa giving me a farm named that is a little odd. Oh well 🙃

An 80-year-old Italian man tried to navigate a car down the iconic Spanish Steps in Rome, which are closed to vehicles, according to the police department. The vehicle made it part of the way down but... TikTok video by The New York Times

This is Joe if Hitman had driving. Is that ok?

I am watching Luxie play the Sims this morning and her whole household loaded without hair. It made me think of y'all. Have a blessed and bald day ✨

My aerial student showcase is THIS SATURDAY and I've been training so hard for it! So hard in fact that my right side is all bruises so here's a video of me learning something new and having to do it lefty. Pretty good considering I did the HMJ baby whine at my teacher when it was my turn 😭😂

Thank you 🥰

Another aerial update, I did make it into hoop and trapeze level 2 and I am learning lots of cool things and having fun ❤️

I have been feeling like my silks training has stalled out and like I'm not getting any better no matter how much I train but yesterday I actually did a skill that I have never been able to do before. This little win is giving me life right now 🥳

No I wasn't there 😭 I wanted to go but I had a lot going on that day

I did it!!! Dreams really do come true ✨ (Original audio so you can hear my teacher cheering for me! She's been so encouraging this whole time ❤️)

I'm laying there thinking about how I know how to do this correctly but I just did the dumb and here we are again on the mat 😂

Only wheee will be me peeing my pants 😂

Ok final circus update. Can I do a basic invert on trapeze at full height in class tonight without chickening out!? We'll find out! Enjoy me practicing at comically low heights. Your girl is TRYING 😂

After years of avoiding aerial hoop/trap, I'm trying in earnest to learn these apparatuses. Your girl is moving up to level 2 next session 🥰

SAME!

Aerial Circus is forever humbling me. I'm fine btw 🤡

Grateful for what Cory Booker is doing and also grateful for something to focus on besides being tricked and feeling dumb on April 1st (No I didn't believe HMJ would do a 24 hr Livestream of HKIA 😂)

I love him 😭

The power of Furby is infinite 🔮   📸 | @Silvolf #furby #furbycollection TikTok video by Furby

This is how I imagine an in-person HMJ Chat gathering would be

I'm here to pay the puppy tax. Sam with his static ears and Henry just being absolutely perfect 😍

Took a half day and delegated the rest of my work to Sammy Lamb

I had the lemon lime flavor once and it was so nasty 😭

Aerial is so much fun! I've been doing it for like 5 years and I'm just now learning hoop and trapeze. I've been avoiding them 😅

I had a good class on hoop! Sound on for a little treat.

I was out for a few hours this morning and I got a text from my husband that Henry was standing vigil awaiting my return. He's my actual literal child 😭