Brian Heaton

Swalwell is dropping the mic from low earth or it.

You're using math, logic, and common sense again. Those are not allowed in MAGAland. (Not putting in any funny emojis as this type of MAGA dumbassery coming from the administration is not in any way funny)

If it said "What? I don't understand. Where's the tea?" It would be valued at $500 Billion.

The Call of the Gumbo 😜😎

The Longest Day (my pick)

The BBC "Spaghetti Harvest" piece from the 50s would blow their minds.

SO SAY WE ALL!

Exactly by design. If the operators disclosed water usage, the little people might get all riled up. The political class has already been paid. That is what matters.

Nazis need to be punched (and tossed out of bars)

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Some Public Health Service officers quit rather than serve in ICE detention centers A special corps of health care workers have been called in to work with detained immigrants and many feel deeply conflicted about the assignment, saying they're not able to provide good care.

A special corps of health care workers have been called in to work with detained immigrants and many feel deeply conflicted about the assignment, saying they're not able to provide good care.

Good job Axel! Great job to you for consistent training.

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A very timely Video of the Day from almost 20 years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhk7...

Vaccines and autism

A what for a what? Now I think you're messing with me.

If any renovations are actually done, I predict he will schlock it up with a bunch of gold spray painted Styrofoam.

a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks .. ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..

Cheesy - yes. Funny - also yes.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

I loved the whole video, from the beginning to the end.

Ken is on a roll

K9's Constant 😜😎

some Public Service Journalism: I took that Minnesota judge's pdf list of court orders that ICE violated, found all the cases on CourtListener and linked to the dockets reason.com/2026/01/30/j...

"It depends" - The more senior we get, the more we say it. 😜😎

I can hear Frankie saying, "Dafuq?"

Does proof of buying 1000 tickets get you a free pardon?

Only true if the unmet customer demand is their failure to provide clear instructions on how to permanently and completely remove all of the copilot crap from my systems.

Your reputation is totally and completely safe. Both Jen and Chris would have to reword their "you did what?!" response multiple times to get "dumbass" out of it.

a baby is walking on a wooden floor with a piece of toilet paper . ALT: a baby is walking on a wooden floor with a piece of toilet paper .

Her reaction

Sorry. Can't do that. I want to detect the Justice Slap on seismographs

If only you had some direct experience with law enforcement... Hmmm... 😜😎