Lunar "Bulwark" Stridenholm

I have one problem outside the unfun fight against Light mains, and that is, if I have a grenade in my hand, of any kind, and I die, let my grenade drop so I can at least hope for a martydom.

Grenades don't care if their yeeter is dead, the care about blowing up.

Its past 4AM and my big back ass wants a bag of Fritos

Also imagine being called a casual with over 800 hours in a game, honestly get fucked if you think that way, what an insult, a weak and honestly disappointing insult, like I had fun and didn't have to become a sweatswamp tryhard.

If someone puts an anything if soggy watery fries, im dropping my Legion in via Titanfall and airing out the whole restaurant.

Lmao hey @sammieweiss.bsky.social I just tried sparking banter with a Splatoon Twitter denizen and they thought I was insulting them and now they wanna fight or some shit lmao, imagine that.

Man, Splatoon community really not beating the stupidly toxic allegations, huh?

Counterpoint to that last one, you're beautiful and no-diffed people in the Civil War.

Besides, i prefer something more like Karakuris or Swordsouls, maybe a bit of Gem Knights too.

Thanks, but ill pass, though I wouldn't mind getting some of them, since they do look pretty cool.

And yes I'm aware of how they play.

And no, I have no interest in actually dueling, I peaked in Elementary School when I actually pulled an anime protag moment and beat a cheater for my card and many others cards back. (Thank God for my mishmash deck back then).

Thanks to @sammieweiss.bsky.social, I was incentivized to get up and go out, so I got myself some dinner and a few banger pulls, well banger pulls to me and him.

Rather good pulls, and one I personally wanted for a good while now since it looks so cool (that being the Sangenpai Dragon).

Yessir

Y'all hear that? Its the sound of some dumb clankers talkin mad shit for some rust buckets in Autocannon range.

Steve solos Omniman and every bad guy ever.

Idk where I'm looking

Context because im lazy?

a yellow robot with the number 1 on it ALT: a yellow robot with the number 1 on it

Live POV of a White Pikmin in my squad.

Best lil guys out there, even in death, they still serve.

That would be cool to win.

A nice tender moment.

the cuddlers #splatoon #agent3 #captain3 #agent8 #agent24

Gods above yes

needed to see emma in something masc

might be pushin it with this one

Anabel, from Pokemon Emerald / Sun & Moon / Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon, dressed in fancy attire.

always wanted to try drawing anabel

Oh by all means, keep pushing.

LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRISMATICS! THOSE ARE ALL 30 UR CHIPS A PIECE!

HE HAD 2 PRISMATIC CRYSTAL BEAST RAINBOW DRAGONS IN THAT BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS GOOBER DO!

HE LIKELY BRICKED HARDER THAN A WALL! MY BOY MUSTVE DRAWN DEAD AS FUCK BECAUSE WOW I DONT BLAME HIM!

So I was dueling earlier and just grinding out to Bronze 1 (which I got to) and I go against this guy, he gave up almost immediately on his turn and handed me the win

So, I got curious, "What was he playing that made him surrender?" And what I saw, was Consumerism at its most putrid.

B R O T H E R

Fuck Oshaune.

Wake me when we go back to the Bots or Squids, fuck then bugs.

Yo I always verbally dap up the pigeons when I'm walking to the store, they're just chill guys.

Also I saw one that was dead on the sidewalk after (likely) colliding with a window or building, it was real sad to see.

Honestly, same.